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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2012, 08:16:13 AM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2012, 08:17:54 AM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2012, 08:50:48 AM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2012, 09:33:54 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2012, 09:35:32 AM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2012, 10:47:08 AM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2012, 11:36:04 AM »
Is this:
A) A celebration of his eccentricity
B) A concerted attempt to get him sectioned

If B) then

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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2012, 12:32:05 PM »
Oh yes, I remeber 'badger' - I assume you're referring to the exploderating one?

In which case, 'The Boy'
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2012, 12:57:05 PM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2012, 03:47:18 PM »
Oh yes, I remeber 'badger' - I assume you're referring to the exploderating one?

In which case, 'The Boy'

Isn't exploderating a Miss Demeanourism?   rubschin:
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2012, 08:06:23 PM »
Oh yes, I remeber 'badger' - I assume you're referring to the exploderating one?

In which case, 'The Boy'

Speaking of exploderating what about the microwave?  rubschin:
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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2012, 08:11:23 PM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 08:15:55 PM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 08:16:53 PM »
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Re: Nickerisms
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2012, 09:57:28 PM »
The Tesco fiascos to include the immortal phrase phrase 'I am surrounded by idiots'.
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