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Offline apc2010

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2012, 12:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 28, 2012, 02:21:17 PM
Just had a power cut... I was expecting "BM in can't pay electricity bill nightmare" headlines...  noooo:


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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2012, 01:56:07 PM »
Got to the bank at lunchtime....

"Sorry, we haven't got any money but it will be here soon!"  eeek:

Waited outside at a taverna (had a few pints) and about an hour later the security company turned up with cash in a plastic bag...

Ten minutes later our phone went, "your money is ready"...

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« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2012, 01:58:07 PM »
Bang goes the smug club  noooo:
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« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2012, 02:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 29, 2012, 01:58:07 PM
Bang goes the smug club  noooo:

Indeed... I shall have to call in all your tabs....  whistle:
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2012, 02:51:54 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2012, 02:57:08 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2012, 03:35:16 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2012, 03:36:47 PM »
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2012, 03:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
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A cheque is in the post ...... but I suspect it will be one of the 1million items the Royal Mail admit to mislaying every month.  whistle:
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« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2012, 03:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 29, 2012, 03:39:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
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A cheque is in the post ...... but I suspect it will be one of the 1million items the Royal Mail admit to mislaying every month.  whistle:

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2012, 05:22:48 PM »
Next week I will be opening several branches of the all new but very simple 'Mattress Bank.  Terms and conditions will apply. 
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2012, 10:16:37 PM »
Do you have to have a sleeping partner to open an account ?
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2012, 10:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2012, 10:16:37 PM
Do you have to have a sleeping partner to open an account ?
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« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2012, 05:05:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2012, 10:16:37 PM
Do you have to have a sleeping partner to open an account ?

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2012, 06:22:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2012, 01:56:07 PM
Got to the bank at lunchtime....

"Sorry, we haven't got any money but it will be here soon!"  eeek:

Waited outside at a taverna (had a few pints) and about an hour later the security company turned up with cash in a plastic bag...

Ten minutes later our phone went, "your money is ready"...

  noooo:

Lufthansa flight must have been delayed.
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