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Baked potato related injuries
« on: June 28, 2012, 09:19:50 AM »
Got a bit of white hot baked spud stuck in my throat last night. I can't talk now and my throat is swollen  sad24:
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 11:04:11 AM »
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 11:12:48 AM »
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 11:16:22 AM »
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 05:39:42 PM »
At least it diverted your attention away from the chilli in yer eyes
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 05:40:49 PM »
The swelling seems to be going down  cloud9:
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 05:45:05 PM »
That's always a problem at a certain age ...   whistle:
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 05:45:47 PM »
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 05:45:59 PM »
Use some of "that" shampoo
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM »
I had a jacket spud and chilli this evening. And I'd like to report no injuries suffered.

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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 07:33:21 PM »
Lucky bastard  noooo:
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 07:34:27 PM »
I had a jacket spud and chilli this evening. And I'd like to report no injuries suffered.

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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 07:35:09 PM »
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Re: Baked potato related injuries
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2012, 02:00:10 PM »
Mr. Potato head....  noooo:
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