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Offline Snoopy

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No Shit Sherlock!
« on: June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM »
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 03:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Well done you tho - I'll be about nine million when I get mine!  evil:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 04:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

It's hard I know Snoops but you have to look at the bigger picture, think of all the other letters that have/will be sent out the amount of time wasted the amount of paper and postage wasted.  It's good to know that your money is being spent wisely. angel1
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2012, 05:52:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am.

Just give it s few more years and you won't. . .    redface:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 06:36:36 PM »
 noooo:  I don't think Barman started dropping hints about his birthday this far in advance  noooo:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2012, 07:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2012, 03:57:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Well done you tho - I'll be about nine million when I get mine!  evil:

Next birthday then.  whistle:

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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2012, 08:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 30, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
noooo:  I don't think Barman started dropping hints about his birthday this far in advance  noooo:

Men are such attention seekers  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2012, 10:22:33 AM »
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really care what others think"  ::)
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2012, 11:29:36 AM »
Someone's getting grumpy in their old age.  ;)
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2012, 11:36:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 01, 2012, 11:29:36 AM
Someone's getting grumpy in their old age.  ;)

Oh Yus!  :thumbsup:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2012, 01:21:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2012, 01:34:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2012, 01:21:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:

Piccys ............. rubschin:
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2012, 07:02:50 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 01, 2012, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2012, 01:21:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:

Piccys ............. rubschin:

 noooo: No piccys ..... Just experience and observation.........Oh and proof that I for one do actually listen to what wimmin say.
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 06:34:41 PM »
Believe it or not I do actually listen to women as well Snoop, it was one of the 2 most important lessons I learned living in nurses accommodation.
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Re: No Shit Sherlock!
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2012, 06:35:51 PM »
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