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Offline Nick

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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2012, 09:20:02 PM »
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2012, 09:09:40 AM »
Currently GOOSED here are:

Neck/shoulder (self inflicted0
BOTH knees (self inflicted)
Ankle (accident)
Left eye
Bellows (self inflicted due to tabs)

No sympathy expected or required. whistle:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2012, 10:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 30, 2012, 09:07:22 PM
Have I got a reconditioned willy then? 

I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2012, 10:37:52 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2012, 10:11:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 30, 2012, 09:07:22 PM
Have I got a reconditioned willy then? 

I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.


But he is left handed ............ Must make a difference ~ dontcha think?  angel1
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2012, 11:07:40 AM »
Yes, it makes it look small   ;)
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2012, 02:51:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 10:37:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2012, 10:11:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 30, 2012, 09:07:22 PM
Have I got a reconditioned willy then? 

I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.


But he is left handed ............ Must make a difference ~ dontcha think?  angel1

Most likely outcome would be a bend to the right rather than the left!
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2012, 06:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 30, 2012, 09:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 30, 2012, 08:48:16 PM
I have only ever had one skellington. How do they get the new ones in, like?  rubschin:

It regenerates... Cellularly like  whistle:

Oh bugger I have been doing it wrong all these years.  I have been crawling out of this body and scuttling off to find a bigger body to get into then hiding in a safe place until I get all the bits in the right place. redface:

Tennis elbow = ouch Mr P and is not usually caused by playing tennis, 'tis arthritis/age related I am afraid. happy100
Growler you daft bear you get a  happy100 anyway.

I managed to get trigger finger in my thumb, most unpleasant.  sad24:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2012, 06:51:41 PM »
 happy100  MissC

Ibuprofen with a PG chaser is working good here   ;)     :thumbsup:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2012, 07:29:23 PM »
Hope your Ibuprofen is more effective than mine. I've had a migraine-like headache all day  cry:

At the moment I think it would be easier to list those that aren't ailing, rather than those that are in here  noooo:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2012, 08:43:57 PM »
I am perfect :-)

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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2012, 05:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 01, 2012, 07:29:23 PM
Hope your Ibuprofen is more effective than mine. I've had a migraine-like headache all day  cry:

At the moment I think it would be easier to list those that aren't ailing, rather than those that are in here  noooo:

Used to get migraine years ago, quack prescribed some drugs, one to be taken at the onset another later if needed.  Worked like magic for me, made me feel a bit sick for half an hour but it was well worth it.  Can't remember the name but might be worth some investigation as I believe you get them regularly JOM.

Pastis, thanks much appreciated, I can't take Ibuprofen. I have Morphine though. :thumbsup:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2012, 06:10:41 AM »
Buggerybollox  ;D  You've just reminded me, I have some Migraleve in the car  doh:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2012, 12:32:10 PM »
The answer to migraine is usually Imigran - normally on prescription, but you can nowadays get a reduced dose tablet over the counter at the pharmacy.
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2012, 04:30:17 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 02, 2012, 12:32:10 PM
The answer to migraine is usually Imigran - normally on prescription, but you can nowadays get a reduced dose tablet over the counter at the pharmacy.

That's the one. :thumbsup:
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Re: Tennis elbow
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2012, 04:53:56 PM »
Weirdly, I suffer from this on the days I'm not working - everything seems to seize up, but my elbows suffer worst, doubtless lobbing 30kgs of Samsonite is the root cause.
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