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grumpyoldsoldier

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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2007, 08:26:44 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 09, 2007, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 04:11:34 PM
You mean there is ice in the Antarctic? I just figured on seeing ferkin huge insects shivering?  drumroll:

They're called Penguins old boy!

But why are there no penguins in the Arctic, is the cost of living higher up there?
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2007, 08:27:39 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 09, 2007, 08:24:15 PM
Come to think of it, studying a glacier that's melting is pretty much a losing ticket... how long before.... glug, glug, help! happy001

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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2007, 08:28:02 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 09, 2007, 08:24:15 PM
Come to think of it, studying a glacier that's melting is pretty much a losing ticket... how long before.... glug, glug, help! happy001

Well it could be his wet dream of a job come true drumroll:

Sorry ....sorry.... noooo:
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 06:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 04:23:33 PM
I'm still trying to equate shots of Ice in the Antarctic with an incident in the Arctic  point:
Exactly!

I?m all for being able to switch on the news 24/7 and see what?s been happening in the world but why do they think they have to fill then entire day with shite like that?

I can?t believe anybody actually watches the news for more than a few minutes ? I just click on the ?headlines? bit and have done with it.

Oh for the good old days when ?breaking news? meant that somebody had been assassinated or they?d landed on the moon. Nowadays the chances are that somebody in Birmingham has had a particularly melodious fart.  ::)
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2007, 08:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 09, 2007, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 09, 2007, 08:24:15 PM
Come to think of it, studying a glacier that's melting is pretty much a losing ticket... how long before.... glug, glug, help! happy001

Well it could be his wet dream of a job come true drumroll:

Sorry ....sorry.... noooo:

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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 11:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:24:46 AM
Nowadays the chances are that somebody in Birmingham has had a particularly melodious fart.

I missed that. What time was it shown?
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2007, 11:46:45 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2007, 08:41:03 AM
Well any doubts people had that you may not be the genuine Miss D have just evaporated drumroll:

There was doubt  eeek:  eeek: eeek:

Cloning has not got that advanced yet I hope  rubschin:
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2007, 11:57:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:24:46 AM
Nowadays the chances are that somebody in Birmingham has had a particularly melodious fart.  ::)

It might have been wiser to use the term 'mellifluous' rather than melodious. Melodious is too close to malodorous for comfort!
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2007, 04:00:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:24:46 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 04:23:33 PM
I'm still trying to equate shots of Ice in the Antarctic with an incident in the Arctic  point:
Exactly!

I?m all for being able to switch on the news 24/7 and see what?s been happening in the world but why do they think they have to fill then entire day with shite like that?

I can?t believe anybody actually watches the news for more than a few minutes ? I just click on the ?headlines? bit and have done with it.

Oh for the good old days when ?breaking news? meant that somebody had been assassinated or they?d landed on the moon. Nowadays the chances are that somebody in Birmingham has had a particularly melodious fart.  ::)
Funny you should say that.......
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2007, 04:07:14 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 09, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 09, 2007, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 04:11:34 PM
You mean there is ice in the Antarctic? I just figured on seeing ferkin huge insects shivering?  drumroll:

They're called Penguins old boy!

But why are there no penguins in the Arctic, is the cost of living higher up there?

Not really, they were offered a quiet re-location package when things got a bit noisy in Alaska,  And they never quite figured out where they were. 
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2007, 10:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 02:23:30 PM
Did we learn nothing from the Titanic?  sad24:

Yes:

1) Leonardo Di Caprio is a cu censored:

2) If Kate Winslet asked really nicely i'd hoist me mast for her...
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2007, 06:36:48 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 10, 2007, 11:57:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:24:46 AM
Nowadays the chances are that somebody in Birmingham has had a particularly melodious fart.  ::)

It might have been wiser to use the term 'mellifluous' rather than melodious. Melodious is too close to malodorous for comfort!
With hindsight I probably meant malodorous?  rubschin:
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2007, 12:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on August 10, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 02:23:30 PM
Did we learn nothing from the Titanic?  sad24:

Yes:

1) Leonardo Di Caprio is a cu censored:

2) If Kate Winslet asked really nicely i'd hoist me mast for her...

1) I agree.
2) I can see how that might be so.
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2007, 12:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:07:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Happy on August 10, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 02:23:30 PM
Did we learn nothing from the Titanic?  sad24:

Yes:

1) Leonardo Di Caprio is a cu censored:

2) If Kate Winslet asked really nicely i'd hoist me mast for her...

1) I agree.
2) I can see how that might be so.

'Though I suspect that #1 might be more likely to appreciate a mast hoisted in his direction.
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Re: How long before Global Warming is mentioned ?
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »
he's at it again !!

Global Warming..you're shitting me !!! lol: lol:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=331_1178832113
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