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Offline Snoopy

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I am bereft
« on: July 02, 2012, 07:13:33 PM »
Bereft I tells ya!  cussing:

No Footy on TV
No Cricket Highlights on TV
Even the fecking tennis is rained off.

What is a chap to do with the evening?
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 07:16:09 PM »
Tour De France   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 07:17:27 PM »
Early night  eyes:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 07:17:59 PM »
Bereft I tells ya!  cussing:

No Footy on TV
No Cricket Highlights on TV
Even the fecking tennis is rained off.

What is a chap to do with the evening?

Net twitching  ;)
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 07:22:35 PM »
How about a game of one song to the tune of another?  ISIHAC reached new depths of single entendre tonight  ;D
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 07:26:42 PM »
Is that a repeat of the show I listened to yesterday?

I particularly liked the change of title by leaving out one letter game  :thumbsup:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2012, 07:28:03 PM »
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2012, 07:30:05 PM »
What about synchronised grunting with the wimmin's tennis ?
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 07:32:06 PM »
I've been doing that for the last 15 minutes   redface:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2012, 07:32:47 PM »
Squealer got knocked out.  :thumbsup:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2012, 07:35:06 PM »
Well, she'll never get knocked up   ...   Gayer:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2012, 07:36:57 PM »
Nice rack tho'  :thumbsup:
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2012, 07:37:32 PM »
Is that a repeat of the show I listened to yesterday?

I particularly liked the change of title by leaving out one letter game  :thumbsup:

No, I think it's a new one ... Episode 2 according to the iPlayer
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2012, 07:40:00 PM »
Ah ~ I'll have to wait until next Sunday then ..... It doesn't seem right to listen to it on any other day.
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Re: I am bereft
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2012, 07:54:52 PM »
Samantha was down in the record library again ...   shutup:

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