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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2012, 07:34:49 AM »
I'm told that this isn't a photoshopped job

Which fine would you prefer - driving in a bus lane, driving in an Olympic lane, or driving without due dare on the wrong side of the road?



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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2012, 09:49:28 AM »
I'm told that this isn't a photoshopped job

Which fine would you prefer - driving in a bus lane, driving in an Olympic lane, or driving without due dare on the wrong side of the road?



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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2012, 07:29:32 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2012, 07:35:06 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2012, 08:53:51 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2012, 09:01:52 AM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2012, 03:00:43 PM »
Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2012, 03:44:42 PM »
Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2012, 03:47:58 PM »
Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Not here!  cussing:


In the harbour area they are all open.............just can't be bothered to drive down................

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2012, 03:49:00 PM »
Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Not here!  cussing:


In the harbour area they are all open.............just can't be bothered to drive down................

Papas is open every day too....  redface:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2012, 09:28:03 PM »
If I shake me head much more, it'll fall off

All the way down the M4 from J/tion 15 to 8/9 today the message signs were saying, "M4 J/tions 3 to 2 long delays", after J/tions 8/9 the message changed to, "M4 J/tions 3 to 2 Olympic lane currently active"  cussing:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2012, 09:36:53 PM »
Power crazy 4

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Nearly 300 "Advertisement Enforcement Officers" are on hand to ensure that only the Olympics' official sponsors get sole commercial use of a list of Olympics-associated phrases so extensive it even includes "summer", "bronze" and "London".
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2012, 10:07:22 PM »
My gast has just been absolutely flabbered!

I just saw a report of the following on the ten o'clock news:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177599/London-2012-Im-working-class-Jacques-Rogge-just-dont-mention-5-hotel-chauffeur-driven-car.html?ITO=1490

Un-ferkin-believeable!

Working class? He wouldn't know working class if it bit him in the ass!
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2012, 03:24:03 AM »
Disgusting - keep them coming....  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2012, 04:08:48 AM »
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