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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #105 on: July 27, 2012, 12:13:50 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #106 on: July 27, 2012, 12:53:24 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #107 on: July 27, 2012, 03:09:30 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #108 on: July 27, 2012, 03:16:47 PM »
As if the Limpid Committee are going to take notice of the cabbies  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #109 on: July 27, 2012, 03:50:04 PM »
What is it with that cheap bunting in Downing Street? looks like a village fete...  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #110 on: July 27, 2012, 03:52:05 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #111 on: July 27, 2012, 04:49:58 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #112 on: July 27, 2012, 11:55:11 PM »
Having just endured watched the Limpdicks opening ceremony, I have to say I rather liked the way it sent the rest of the world a giant "Fuck You!".

Also quite pleased to see the preponderence of "HYMNS" - that'll piss the muzzies off!
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #113 on: July 28, 2012, 12:16:05 AM »
Is it time for my Fete joke?

Knowing your sense of humour, having that inflicted on us would be a fete worse than death.  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #114 on: July 28, 2012, 05:41:54 AM »
Is it time for my Fete joke?

Knowing your sense of humour, having that inflicted on us would be a fete worse than death.  whistle:

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #115 on: July 28, 2012, 06:49:17 AM »
Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,
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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2012, 07:57:59 AM »
Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,
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Now you see, IF you had a well PROPER Anna Log wireless, like what I does cloud9: instead of these digi gubbiny nonsense things you wouldn't have had this problem.

Short wave may a bit hissy, but quite listenable to. :thumbsup:

I could record what you want to hear on my reel to reel, and post it to you if you like, like.? Thumbs:

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2012, 08:01:58 AM »
Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,
 ::)

Now you see, IF you had a well PROPER Anna Log wireless, like what I does cloud9: instead of these digi gubbiny nonsense things you wouldn't have had this problem.

Short wave may a bit hissy, but quite listenable to. :thumbsup:

I could record what you want to hear on my reel to reel, and post it to you if you like, like.? Thumbs:

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2012, 08:08:26 AM »
Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

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Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
« Reply #119 on: July 28, 2012, 08:17:00 AM »
Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

We couldn't afford a reel to reel...  sad24:
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