Simplest things that make me happy.

[miss Tchevious]

pulling out a splinter. (is that weird?)

[Barman]

pulling out a splinter. (is that weird?)

No weirderer than squeezing a blackhead.... 

[miss Tchevious]

that is immensely satisfying.  ooo oooo,  have you ever had a hair wrapped round your whole eyeball? you think its just something in the corner of your eye, then you pull and feel in unravel all the way round your eye. I like that too. (should I stop talking?)

[Barman]

that is immensely satisfying.  ooo oooo,  have you ever had a hair wrapped round your whole eyeball? you think its just something in the corner of your eye, then you pull and feel in unravel all the way round your eye. I like that too. (should I stop talking?)

 

[miss Tchevious]

 

[Nick]

Putting snails on a railway line 

[Barman]

Putting snails on a railway line 

Snail murderer! 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Putting snails on a railway line 

Ooo I like the sound of that but then you wouldn't hear the satisfying crunch.  Putting snails on the drive and playing hop scotch on them would work.

[miss Tchevious]

I stood on a massive slug barefoot recently. it popped between my toes. 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I stood on a massive slug barefoot recently. it popped between my toes. 

   I wear plastic clogs in the garden and was squelching one around for quite some time before I realized what it was.

[Barman]

Eeeeewwwwwwwww! 

[Nick]

Clearly the poor slugs never stood a chance 

[Pastis]

On a less sadistic note ... grinding coffee beans