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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2012, 04:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 04:02:06 PM
On a less sadistic note ... grinding coffee beans   cloud9:

D'ya know summat. I've NEVER done that! eeek:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2012, 04:25:39 PM »
You can't do it by paw. You need a machine (Annalog)
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2012, 04:25:55 PM »
Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2012, 04:28:51 PM »
Crushing cans. cloud9:

When I was a teenager, I werked part time in a Gulf garage on the pumps, and they had a lickle manual crushing machine for 1 pint empty oil cans.
I used to ask them to save them for me to flatten. cloud9:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2012, 04:29:49 PM »
New socks  cloud9:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2012, 04:31:56 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 18, 2012, 04:25:55 PM
Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:

Oh yes   :thumbsup:   I usually get the shredder out every few months ...   eveilgrin:

I was once in a meeting with a very unusual type, Armenian megalomaniac,  ... he was shredding Post-It notes during the meeting   whacky115
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2012, 04:52:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 18, 2012, 04:25:55 PM
Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:

Oh yes   :thumbsup:   I usually get the shredder out every few months ...   eveilgrin:

I was once in a meeting with a very unusual type, Armenian megalomaniac,  ... he was shredding Post-It notes during the meeting   whacky115

If you put a few sheets through at a time, it really does make such a sweet and satisfying crunching noise. cloud9:
Most weird considering it's only paper.

Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2012, 04:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2012, 04:29:49 PM
New socks  cloud9:

Sorry. I obviously mistakenly thought you indicated I was  whacky115 for starting this thread. whistle:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2012, 04:57:28 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 18, 2012, 04:52:20 PM
Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Post of the month!   :thumbsup:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2012, 05:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 18, 2012, 04:52:20 PM
Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Post of the month!   :thumbsup:

But it's TRUE! lol:

Had a Madras for me tea last night, and did a fine impression in the pool of one of those lickle 2 stroke boats we used to hire at Butlins when we was nippers. :thumbsup:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2012, 06:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 18, 2012, 04:52:20 PM
Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2012, 06:18:13 PM »
most excellent  :thumbsup:


picking a scab you really know you shouldn't cos it will bleed and scar. the edge comes away beautifully til you get to that buggery bit in the middle that is stuck firm.
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2012, 06:18:57 PM »
 sick2:

I popped a boil in a sauna once  cloud9:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2012, 06:55:13 PM »
Back 'scrawping' cloud9:

I usually use a convienient door edge, but then usually get accused of acting like a cow. ::)

General 'scrawping is most most pleasnat though. cloud9:

Nowt much werse than an itchy bum crack though, 'specially if you are with company or in a public place. noooo:
Can be really agonorious until that golden moment, that time of sheer delight, when you think no one can see and you can get stuck into a fantasticly satisfying scrawping sesh, oh yes. cloud9:
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Re: Simplest things that make me happy.
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2012, 06:56:57 PM »
Yes, I have seen you doing that  sick2:
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