Simplest things that make me happy.

[tel]

I remember.

Stockings are better.

[GROWLER]

Staggered. I thought it was a national male pastime and pleasure  to blimp for 'laffin' lines' tbh.

Well it was for me and me mates anyway.

Can't even find a piccie to show you what I mean unfortunately.

[Nick]

This may call for a new thread 

[apc2010]

I remember.

Stockings are better.

Wot he said ^^^^

[tel]

So did Nick never get past the laughing line?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? 

Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were.
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did.

No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.

Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.

If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were.

[Nick]

 

[Just One More]

Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? 

Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were.
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did.

No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.

Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.

If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were.

 

and 

[GROWLER]

Finally, this thread HAS hit the gutter!  

[Snoopy]

Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? 

Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were.
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did.

No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.

Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.

If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were.

Oh yes! Of all shapes and sizes. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Snoops there seems to be something Christmassy at the bottom of what you write, surely this can't be right has there been a rift in the universe since I left here this morning?

[Barman]

Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? 

Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were.
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did.

No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.

Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.

If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were.

Oh Miss C - you do make I larf! 

[Just One More]

I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast 

Good for you JOM. I like Whitby we keep meaning to go when there is a Goth weekend on to photograph the events. Are you going to do Scarborough on this trip?

[Darwins Selection]

I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast 

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