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Offline Nick

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Flying Ant Day
« on: July 25, 2012, 06:45:54 AM »
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 07:24:06 AM »
You need a bugasalt like!  Thumbs:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 11:53:16 AM »
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 11:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2012, 11:53:16 AM
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:


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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 12:01:11 PM »
Fucking idiots cussing:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 12:02:03 PM »
I have now instructed the cleaner to empty a tub of "Nippon" ant killer onto the area around the nest and stick up a sign saying "Dangerous Chemicals" ..... they can pick the bones out of that one.  Banghead
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 12:02:40 PM »
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 12:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2012, 11:53:16 AM
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:

Give somebody a clipboard and ask them to carry out a risk assessment and they feel obliged to fill the paper up...  noooo:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 12:11:27 PM »
They are here  scared2:

I have spray  eveilgrin:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2012, 12:17:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 25, 2012, 12:11:27 PM
They are here  scared2:

I have spray  eveilgrin:

Nick vs ants...  rubschin:










Nope, my money is on the ants.  point:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2012, 02:26:06 PM »
Loads of the feckers  evil:

They stand no chance  eveilgrin:



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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2012, 03:59:35 PM »
Here too  eveilgrin:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2012, 05:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 08, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
Here too  eveilgrin:

The smaller ones actually explode on the electric tennis racquet thingy.  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: The bigger ones just smolder. It's not a pleasant smell  sick2:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2012, 05:21:04 PM »
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
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Re: Flying Ant Day
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2012, 05:29:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 05:21:04 PM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:

Oooh yes please  eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
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