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Offline apc2010

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #60 on: July 31, 2012, 10:20:37 AM »
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #61 on: July 31, 2012, 10:31:44 AM »
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:

Nah. I go all bleary eyed and dreamy when I blimp her cheeks. cloud9:

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #62 on: July 31, 2012, 07:07:05 PM »
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:




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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #63 on: July 31, 2012, 07:25:51 PM »
Now that's one face you wouldn't want to miss hitting
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #64 on: July 31, 2012, 07:30:07 PM »
Growler could always try The Pilots Eye Test

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2012, 08:24:14 AM »


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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2012, 11:07:34 PM »
Got a nerve problem in lower back/arse ..........walking like a numpty ............all Miss T can do is laugh ........ evil:.........

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2012, 11:21:19 PM »
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2012, 11:27:03 PM »
BTW he is now severely pissed off! not because he walks like a cripple and I laugh, but because I'm now calling him "Mr Soft"  redface:
Oh, to be a fly on my wall right now..........

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #69 on: August 02, 2012, 05:21:21 AM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Mr Soft ... typical of most things in his life right now  - tyres , walking ability ....... whistle:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #70 on: August 02, 2012, 05:27:41 AM »
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #71 on: August 02, 2012, 05:28:56 AM »
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2012, 05:30:25 AM »
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2012, 05:57:58 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2012, 06:22:01 AM »
We're not being very sympathetic are we . Poor man and his restricted movement ...  whistle:

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