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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2012, 10:05:19 PM »
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2012, 10:07:30 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 10:05:19 PM
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:



Good luck....... :thumbsup:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2012, 10:14:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 27, 2012, 10:07:30 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 10:05:19 PM
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:



Good luck....... :thumbsup:

Gor'a laf ey?

If you can't laf at yerself, yer GOOSED!

Oh, 'ang on a mo...... rubschin:  lol:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2012, 05:00:56 AM »
Gerrin there Growler  :thumbsup:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2012, 11:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 28, 2012, 05:00:56 AM
Gerrin there Growler  :thumbsup:

I did! :thumbsup:

Apparently, so the tasty optionost wumman said, I've got most excellent peepers, befitting of someone 20 years younger than I am. cloud9:
Shame they're both currently swollen and red. Banghead

The eye test was very comprehensive. No more just reading a wall chart, oh no. All dgii stuff with shapes and colours and stuff now. Haven't nad me squinters tested for years and years.

She's writing to me quackter to recommend a 'ossy visit to see the peeper specialist to find out why this conjunktivitis keeps coming back.

Meanwhile, why did she have to wear a low cut dress ey? Most distracting, especially when I had to look through this machine thing and she told me to look dead ahead while she shone this torch in me eyes.

Look straight ahead you say?
All I can see is a pair of heaving tanned globes hanging down! eeek:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2012, 11:54:17 AM »
When I said "gerrin there", I meant the gym  smile:  But good stuff on getting to the opticians  :thumbsup:

No annalog wallchart to read then  rubschin:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2012, 10:20:47 AM »
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2012, 10:21:59 AM »
Yes I am willing to share my Bonios.  ::)
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2012, 10:33:48 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights
eeek:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2012, 10:47:01 AM »
Not entirely for my own good ~ we have been suffering from a spate of intruders in the front and back gardens of late

The family decided that a Fvck Off sized black lab might solve the problem.   eveilgrin:

TBH for the first 45 years of my life I was never without a dog but when the last one died I said "Never Again" as it upset me so much. However the time has come when I cannot be that selfish for ever and the boys really do need to learn about pets (other than a goldfish). The clincher was, I suppose, that my new car comes complete with a dog guard in the back. It reels up out of the rear seats.  Seemed a waste not to use it. :thumbsup:
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2012, 10:49:12 AM »
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2012, 10:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you

Such as spending less time with them out on stalks at all the wimmin.
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2012, 11:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2012, 10:59:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you

Such as spending less time with them out on stalks at all the wimmin.

They warned you it would make you go blind ..........
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2012, 11:52:08 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights

We know you'd have loved to have called it "Nigger"  ;)
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Re: Severe goosedness
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2012, 11:53:18 AM »
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