Squabbles

[Pastis]

A list of 10 reasons for couples' holiday squabbles ...   

I got 10/10  Do I get a prize?   

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/9429143/Holiday-squabbles-ten-reasons-why-couples-fall-out-abroad.html

1. Men checking out other females by the pool/on the beach
2. Disagreements over activities: men wanting to be active, women wanting to lie on a sun lounger
3. Where to eat and choice of food
4. Drinking too much
5. Arguments over driving in a foreign country, particularly map reading
6. Arguments over packing: men packing too little, women too much
7. Women taking too long to get ready for dinner
8. Disagreements over spending too much money
9. What time to get to the airport
10. Disagreements over currency and what the equivalent in sterling is

[Nick]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

10/10 too!

[Nick]

Wimmin 

[The Moan Ranger]

Also: is the male specifically there to administer sun cream and go to the bar?

Also: why women's mosquito bites are always worse then men's

Also: the "beach bag". Are 3 pairs of ladies footwear sufficient and why does the man always end up carrying it?

Also: foreign insects. Why is it assumed the man is any less scared of them?

Also: who gets the window seat on the plane?

Also : why is the man's fault that the Pinot "doesn't taste right"?

Also : why do ladies tip the waiters far more than they would in Blighty?

I could go on...

[Nick]

It's a mystery 

I assume Miss D has slaves for this sort of stuff

[Miss Demeanour]

Surely the first argument is where to go 

[GROWLER]

Surely the first argument is where to go 

11/10.

[The Moan Ranger]

That is normally a directive, thus squabbling is pointless...

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

So what's the difference between a 'discussion' and an 'argument ' ? 

[Nick]

None. Wimmin win both 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Also: is the male specifically there to administer sun cream and go to the bar?

Also: why women's mosquito bites are always worse then men's

Also: the "beach bag". Are 3 pairs of ladies footwear sufficient and why does the man always end up carrying it?

Also: foreign insects. Why is it assumed the man is any less scared of them?

Also: who gets the window seat on the plane?

Also : why is the man's fault that the Pinot "doesn't taste right"?

Also : why do ladies tip the waiters far more than they would in Blighty?

I could go on...

It is still mentioned that I tipped a waiter €5 in Monte Carlo 3 years ago... but it was nice lettuce and he was very nice.         

[Nick]

Also: is the male specifically there to administer sun cream and go to the bar?

Also: why women's mosquito bites are always worse then men's

Also: the "beach bag". Are 3 pairs of ladies footwear sufficient and why does the man always end up carrying it?

Also: foreign insects. Why is it assumed the man is any less scared of them?

Also: who gets the window seat on the plane?

Also : why is the man's fault that the Pinot "doesn't taste right"?

Also : why do ladies tip the waiters far more than they would in Blighty?

I could go on...

It is still mentioned that I tipped a waiter €5 in Monte Carlo 3 years ago... but it was nice lettuce and he was very nice.         

Pervert

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Also: is the male specifically there to administer sun cream and go to the bar?

Also: why women's mosquito bites are always worse then men's

Also: the "beach bag". Are 3 pairs of ladies footwear sufficient and why does the man always end up carrying it?

Also: foreign insects. Why is it assumed the man is any less scared of them?

Also: who gets the window seat on the plane?

Also : why is the man's fault that the Pinot "doesn't taste right"?

Also : why do ladies tip the waiters far more than they would in Blighty?

I could go on...

It is still mentioned that I tipped a waiter €5 in Monte Carlo 3 years ago... but it was nice lettuce and he was very nice.         

Pervert

He was a grown up ... and had a very nice smile.