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Offline Steve

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #915 on: April 11, 2020, 11:02:52 AM »
Something tells me the helmsman's trousers will need emptying when they realise how much damage they did...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8201805/Container-ship-smashes-gantry-South-Korean-port-bringing-two-cranes-crashing-down.html?ito=video_player_click
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mind you I was never good at parallel parking either
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #916 on: April 13, 2020, 09:05:01 AM »
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How cool! worthy:
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Very impressive work.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #917 on: April 15, 2020, 05:49:19 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJfy5vCTbM

41 killed; at least most of the survivors managed to get out with their hand luggage  noooo:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #918 on: April 15, 2020, 05:57:14 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJfy5vCTbM

41 killed; at least most of the survivors managed to get out with their hand luggage  noooo:

Feck!  eeek:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #919 on: April 15, 2020, 06:04:35 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJfy5vCTbM

41 killed; at least most of the survivors managed to get out with their hand luggage  noooo:

Feck!  eeek:

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #920 on: April 15, 2020, 06:50:14 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJfy5vCTbM

41 killed; at least most of the survivors managed to get out with their hand luggage  noooo:
An issue but minor.  Many of the dead died because they ran to the nearest exit - at the back of the plane.

Main cause of death was complete brain failure by the pilot's gross failure to properly respond to an in flight emergency, other reports say the fire engines were inadequate, no foam and were not dispatched until after the accident
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #921 on: April 16, 2020, 10:35:26 AM »
You know how it is, you are in a traffic jam getting bored and just wishing for something to break the monotony...

https://youtu.be/WAKso45nYtg
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #922 on: April 16, 2020, 10:36:48 AM »
You know how it is, you are in a traffic jam getting bored and just wishing for something to break the monotony...

https://youtu.be/WAKso45nYtg
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #923 on: April 16, 2020, 12:31:17 PM »
You know how it is, you are in a traffic jam getting bored and just wishing for something to break the monotony...

https://youtu.be/WAKso45nYtg
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #924 on: April 16, 2020, 05:46:00 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #925 on: April 23, 2020, 12:07:41 PM »
Someone's getting sacked in the morning but they should make him clean the pilot's trouser first - with his tongue

'An aircraft had to make an emergency landing after one engine caught fire and the other stalled due to a fuel additive error, a report has found.

The plane took off from Gatwick Airport on 26 February after an engineer using an internet calculator added 37 times too much of the chemical.'


 noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52379192
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #926 on: April 23, 2020, 01:21:34 PM »
Someone's getting sacked in the morning but they should make him clean the pilot's trouser first - with his tongue

'An aircraft had to make an emergency landing after one engine caught fire and the other stalled due to a fuel additive error, a report has found.

The plane took off from Gatwick Airport on 26 February after an engineer using an internet calculator added 37 times too much of the chemical.'


 noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52379192

I was working that night. First time I was ever told that an "aircraft accident is imminent". The actual problem stemmed from maintenance work in Larnaca ( lol:) when the engineer there got his maths woefully wrong. 30kg per wing of a biocide called Kathon (with 6,200kg of fuel on top) whereas it should have been about 0.9kg per wing. Eventually clogged the combustion chamber swirl cups, after a few sectors.




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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #927 on: April 24, 2020, 02:59:18 PM »
Someone's getting sacked in the morning but they should make him clean the pilot's trouser first - with his tongue

'An aircraft had to make an emergency landing after one engine caught fire and the other stalled due to a fuel additive error, a report has found.

The plane took off from Gatwick Airport on 26 February after an engineer using an internet calculator added 37 times too much of the chemical.'


 noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52379192

I was working that night. First time I was ever told that an "aircraft accident is imminent". The actual problem stemmed from maintenance work in Larnaca ( lol:) when the engineer there got his maths woefully wrong. 30kg per wing of a biocide called Kathon (with 6,200kg of fuel on top) whereas it should have been about 0.9kg per wing. Eventually clogged the combustion chamber swirl cups, after a few sectors.

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #928 on: May 13, 2020, 04:26:04 AM »
Something tells me the bugger wasn't running because of unpaid parking tickets... eeek:

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #929 on: May 13, 2020, 10:06:50 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind