The all new Olympics closing ceremony thread

[Miss Demeanour]

I like a healthy chest 

Non smoker then ? 

[Uncle Mort]

That Jessie J has a great pair of lungs on her 

Most of her girlfriends think so too 

Never mind, I was only looking anyway.

[Nick]

Well JOM has a lot to look forward to yet. Like an early night 

[Just One More]

I've just got to the Kaiser Chiefs doing pinball wizard, the whole thing is a massive let-down 

[Nick]

Naked men in electric hats 

[Miss Demeanour]

They are as banonkers as we are 

Looks like the voodoo crew from Live and Let Die 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Who's she?

[Miss Demeanour]

We give them George, John, Freddie,  Tiao, Jesse etc  -  they give us pimps in lightbulb cloaks 

[Miss Demeanour]

Volunteers get the best cheer -too right. They were brill and it proves what is best about Britain -we will do anything for a free tracksuit 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Takes incredible strength for Gary Barlow to be there and sing that song 

[Just One More]

Volunteers get the best cheer -too right. They were brill and it proves what is best about Britain -we will do anything for a free tracksuit 

 


I'm up to Muse now. The only bit I've liked so far is the Indian dancers with Eric Idle

I read the other day that the Spice Girls had been practising eight hours a day for that performance. Clearly a lot more hours and a lot more days were required      

[Just One More]

At least a goldfish won't remember it

[Just One More]

I have to say I admired Eric Idle's tribute to the Australian Olympic squad