How you typing this?

[Barman]

Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob.... 

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs. 

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

[TG]

Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob.... 

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs. 

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up. 

[apc2010]

Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob.... 

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs. 

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up. 

TEND............

[Barman]

Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob.... 

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs. 

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up. 

TEND............

 

[TG]

Ooops. 

Anywho. Nice weather innit? 

[Barman]

Ooops. 

Anywho. Nice weather innit? 

 

[Uncle Mort]

I seriously disliked predictive text until my daughter showed me how it works. Now ~ it's the bees knees 

[Pastis]

I could do with predictive speech after several large G&Ts