The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

Apparently, adults can no longer use a knife and fork. I almost threw upping watching them eat the wedding meal. 
All the kids were picking food off the buffet and if they didn't like it, spitting it back on the trays. I was starving and when offered to help myself I had to refuse the food. 
  Oh and the ten year old son got pissed and threw up on the beach. 

Keep this thread going, I have a millionteen stories and with a full week of bookings coming up, many more to come.

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh. 

[Pirate]

I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh. 

 

[miss Tchevious]

cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   

[Barman]

cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   

Remind me never to attend one of your events.... 

[miss Tchevious]

awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company.  pleeeeaase??? 

[Nick]

Wimmin gayers?

[miss Tchevious]

  yes dear. Lebanese lesbians. that is what I meant to say. 

[Barman]

awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company.  pleeeeaase??? 

Lebanese eh...? 

Can I bring my Hookah? 

[miss Tchevious]

there's a strip club down the road.........plenty of hookers.

[Just One More]

cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   

 

One of those memories that'll stay with you forever

[miss Tchevious]

absolutely. 

[Barman]

cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   

 

One of those memories that'll stay with you forever

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