The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread

[Darwins Selection]

That's one f@@ked up family puts me in mind of one of my favourite poems....


Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
  It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
  And don't have any kids yourself.

 

Your Ma and Pa have shown you how
they dealt with things in life.
So you can do the opposite
and not have all that strife.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card. 

[Nick]

Nick says "Enjoy all the sex drugs and collapso. It never did me any harm" 

[Just One More]

Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card. 

Just make sure you write write right..... right 

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[apc2010]

Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending ..............................


when she left he was sitting eating ............

[Barman]

Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending ..............................


when she left he was sitting eating ............

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending ..............................


when she left he was sitting eating ............

Presumably he was eating his own bollix though, I am sure that Misty ripped them off before leaving.

[Barman]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

[The Moan Ranger]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you.

[Barman]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you.

 

[The Moan Ranger]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you.

OIC - I've always called them a "salad" though 

[Nick]

They are idiots... 

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you.