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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2012, 11:27:00 AM »
The 52 inch laces in question are for these  evil:



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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2012, 11:42:38 AM »
aren't they slip ons?

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2012, 11:44:31 AM »
aren't they slip ons?

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:11 AM »
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2012, 11:52:06 AM »
The 52 inch laces in question are for these  evil:




It's obvious innit?


They're









His










Blue







(wait for it!)










Suede ( eeek:)









Shoes!



(my initial thought was 'deck shoes')
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2012, 12:02:52 PM »
they are obviously too complicated for him though........... maybe these are better.............  rubschin:




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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2012, 12:05:55 PM »
They are deck shoes. That was the only vaguely similar pic I could find cussing:
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2012, 02:04:11 PM »
They are deck shoes. That was the only vaguely similar pic I could find cussing:

Wwell, in that case, what in God's name,s the problem?

Deckies are about the easiest shoe on the planet!
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2012, 02:19:46 PM »
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2012, 02:53:19 PM »
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2012, 03:07:59 PM »
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2012, 03:49:59 PM »
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2012, 05:24:26 PM »
My finger nails are ruined and I may need to buy a new pair of shoes  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2012, 05:37:52 PM »
Take them into your local "Timpsons" or similar and get them re-strung.

Alternatively make friends with a Red Indian.
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2012, 05:40:25 PM »
I am experimenting with meat skewers  eveilgrin:
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