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Offline Nick

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Bites
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:50:16 PM »
I am covered in them  sad24:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 02:52:37 PM »
Fleas?
Midges?
Bed-bugs?
Svelte Redhead?

Fuller and better particulars needed before advice can be given.
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Re: Bites
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 02:53:08 PM »
It's either the redhead or the canal has pirhanas in it!    eeek:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 02:53:37 PM »
Small buzzy things. I have purchased an tube of cream  sad32:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 02:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Small buzzy things. I have purchased an tube of cream  sad32:

Double or Single?
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Re: Bites
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 02:57:49 PM »
When walking by the canal (or falling into it) use an anti midge spray containing a Citronella oil.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 02:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
When walking by the canal (or falling into it) use an anti midge spray containing a Citronella oil.

Does it work on pirhanas too?
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Re: Bites
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 03:01:00 PM »
Dunno 'bout that but it keeps mossies, midges etc at bay (see also wimmin if you go into a pub)
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Re: Bites
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 03:06:34 PM »
Get some golden cup.................the cure for all......... :thumbsup:...........that's if Baldy is still alive ........... rubschin:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 07:49:23 PM »
At about this time of year there are some small biting beetle things around, they have a black and white diamond pattern on their backs.  They seem strangely attracted to me. When I get bitten the bite never fails to turn into a sodding great hole that lasts for weeks.  I have one on my right ankle at the moment hole is about 1cm across and  1/2 cm deep.  evil:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 07:54:17 PM »
I have oinkment
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Re: Bites
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
At about this time of year there are some small biting beetle things around, they have a black and white diamond pattern on their backs.  They seem strangely attracted to me. When I get bitten the bite never fails to turn into a sodding great hole that lasts for weeks.  I have one on my right ankle at the moment hole is about 1cm across and  1/2 cm deep.  evil:

Ouch!  oh and  sick2:
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Re: Bites
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2012, 08:55:45 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 28, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Get some golden cup.................the cure for all......... :thumbsup:...........that's if Baldy is still alive ........... rubschin:

Got loads now, Bangcock Dick just took a trip to his favourite place  eyes: Golden Cup Balm is the answer.  :thumbsup:
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