It's just not right ...........

[Miss Demeanour]

Earlier on there was  a screaming banshee alert  in the house 

Cause of hysteria .................


Made me squeal to , in a very brave way of course 

[Darwins Selection]

Earlier on there was  a screaming banshee alert  in the house 

Cause of hysteria .................


Made me squeal to , in a very brave way of course 

http://youtu.be/doyv0fL0YJw

[Nick]

Earlier on there was  a screaming banshee alert  in the house 

Cause of hysteria .................


Made me squeal to , in a very brave way of course 

But they are deadly 

[Miss Demeanour]

I couldn't even suck it up with the hoover cos I would have had to walk past it 

[Nick]

At least you got one. They live in flocks. There must be about 20 more in your house

[Darwins Selection]

At least you got one. They live in flocks. There must be about 20 more in your house

Collective noun for spiders: Cluster or Clutter.

[Miss Demeanour]

As in a Clusterf**k of spiders 

[Nick]

20 at least. I am sure you will be fine during the coming dark hours    Though they are most active then 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You need conkers.  My mother keeps conkers in her lounge they don't really keep herds of spiders at bay but when your feet go out from under you when you tread on one takes your mind off of them and then there is the possibility that you will splat a few as you land.




Spiderpoon.    I may be gone a while.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

I luv spiders.
Gods lickle cleansers they are.

Cleanse the earth of all the shite they do.

Need more in Essex for starters.

[apc2010]

You wanna see the spiders here ............

[Miss Demeanour]

Yes , I've heard you have some pretty scary creepy crawlers over there 

[Just One More]

 

[Barman]

Yes , I've heard you have some pretty scary creepy crawlers over there