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TV remote control
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:58:21 PM »
Mine has vanished  evil:

I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite  evil:
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2012, 10:08:10 PM »
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2012, 10:30:04 PM »
I don't believe this  Banghead  Unable to control my telly box and unable to sleep I find myself gazing at Julian Clary eating crisps on Celebrity Big Brother. I am transfixed  eeek:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2012, 10:30:39 PM »
Who ARE these people?
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2012, 04:10:30 AM »
It is down the back of the sofa....  ::)
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2012, 06:04:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 31, 2012, 10:08:10 PM
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work  whistle:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2012, 08:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 01, 2012, 06:04:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 31, 2012, 10:08:10 PM
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work  whistle:

Why am I currently seeing in my mind geat rivers and waves of pig shit? ::)

If I'D started this useless thread, it'd have been ignored, so why do you feel the need to 'feed' this imbercile? Shrugs:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2012, 08:53:06 AM »
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM »
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2012, 10:02:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

And Henry....  whistle:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2012, 10:06:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2012, 10:02:22 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

And Henry....  whistle:

Nah ~ We got a Henry and it's too small to pick up a remote  noooo:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2012, 10:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first  whistle:
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2012, 11:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2012, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first  whistle:

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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2012, 11:50:21 AM »
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Re: TV remote control
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2012, 11:57:03 AM »
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