Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
For you Wench - anything
Opinionated - whats one of those?
Never stops talking - distant relative of a Trappist monk
Great Legs - for a table
Loves shoes - of course otherwise your feet would get hurt
Rich live-in lover - but that is immoral
Highly Fanciable - for a pigeon
Loves spending other people's money - is there any other sort?
Has lots of money herself - well the pay packet says 1 thing and the bank account another. It's a mystery to me.
Bit broad across the beam - structurally stable
Oozes sex appeal - stopped leaking some time ago
Overweight- all women are