Family Outings

[Snoopy]

We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss! 

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too.

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.

[GROWLER]

The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs?

[Bar Wench]

The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs?

Yep. She hasn't had any work done either.

[GROWLER]

We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss! 

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too.

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.

  Is right!
Can't be too choosy when you get to our age ey Snoops?

[Nick]

A wise man advised me about this once. Will tell you when I see you.

[GROWLER]

The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs?

Yep. She hasn't had any work done either.

Need a piccy of her with the hat off for a 'finer blimping' please, and we 'll take it from there step by step ey?

[GROWLER]

Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy?

[Bar Wench]

Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy?

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.

[GROWLER]

Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy?

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.

S'ok, I don't fancy him, but send my fondest wishes to your aunt.

[Bar Wench]

Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy?

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.

S'ok, I don't fancy him, but send my fondest wishes to your aunt.

That's ok then. Don't think Brother Wench would think too much of you either. 

[Snoopy]

We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss! 

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too.

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.

  Is right!
Can't be too choosy when you get to our age ey Snoops?

Too Right:

This Is All I Ask
Artist(Band):Frank Sinatra

Writer(s): Jenkins


As I approach the prime of my life
I find I have the time of my life
Learning to enjoy at my leasure
All the simple pleasure
And so I happily concede

This is all I ask
This is all I need

Beautiful girl, walk a little slower when you walk by me
Lingering sunset, stay a little longer with the lonely sea
Children everywhere, when you shoot at bad men, shoot at me
Take me to that strange enchanted land
Grownups seldom understand

Wandering rainbows, leave a bit of color for my heart to own
Stars in the sky, make my wish come true
Before the night has flown
And let the music play as long as there's a song to sing
Then I will stay younger than spring

[GROWLER]

Dunno if it's that 'at disguising things like, but she don't 'arf look tasty and in her 30's from that piccy.

[Bar Wench]

Dunno if it's that 'at disguising things like, but she don't 'arf look tasty and in her 30's from that piccy.

We all tend to look pretty young for our ages. The 30 year-old cousin and I look like we are late teens early twenties in this set of pics. Granny who is 82 looks about 60 so we've done pretty well in the gene pool really.

[GROWLER]

This Is All I Ask
Artist(Band):Frank Sinatra

Writer(s): Jenkins


As I approach the prime of my life
I find I have the time of my life
Learning to enjoy at my leasure
All the simple pleasure
And so I happily concede

This is all I ask
This is all I need

Beautiful girl, walk a little slower when you walk by me
Lingering sunset, stay a little longer with the lonely sea
Children everywhere, when you shoot at bad men, shoot at me
Take me to that strange enchanted land
Grownups seldom understand

Wandering rainbows, leave a bit of color for my heart to own
Stars in the sky, make my wish come true
Before the night has flown
And let the music play as long as there's a song to sing
Then I will stay younger than spring

I'm fillin' up again.

[Snoopy]

I have noticed with age that policemen, doctors and girls I fancy all look as if they are on work experience.