I dunno why Cameron and the others in Parliament don't just apologise to everyone for everything.
One big festival of sorrow and get it over with.
Then everyone in the whole world can feel both aggrieved and mollified at the same time.
We could turn Scotland into a gigantic mournerama which would attract tourists from all over and bring in loadsa cash to pay our debts with and get the whole thing out of the way for good and all.
Like BM I had nothing to do with Hillsborough, I have never traded in slaves, I have not knowingly been unkind to Muslims, Africans, Indians, Pakistanis, Australians or any other nation, religion, colour or creed.
Fvck! If it makes them happy I'll even say sorry for taking the piss out of folk from Yorkshire (apart from Michael Parkinson obviously)
Nah ~ Bollix to it all ... I'll just feel sorry for myself ~ After all the best thing about self pity is that at least you know it's being done properly.