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Tell tale trails
« on: September 13, 2012, 04:59:36 PM »
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 05:10:01 PM »
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return

What the bloke that is still there will be returning ??? whacky115
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 05:12:11 PM »
Yes, on his way home he will retrieve the skimpy trail ::)

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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 07:06:18 PM »
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return

A sniff-a-thon this evening then....?  noooo:
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 08:03:10 PM »
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return


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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 04:14:54 PM »
I thought this was going to be a snail and slug related thread. noooo:
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 05:04:04 PM »
Sounds like my kind of party. Do they drink WKD?
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 05:06:24 PM »
Other drinks are available or was that all they served in prison ?
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 05:09:59 PM »
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 05:11:08 PM »
It's a good job I've grown up then and am not a girl
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 05:13:23 PM »
Snowball with a cherry in?
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2012, 06:20:41 PM »
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2012, 06:22:40 PM »
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?

We'll get BM to order some in for you then.  whistle:
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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2012, 06:26:07 PM »
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?

We'll get BM to order some in for you then.  whistle:

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Re: Tell tale trails
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2012, 06:39:55 PM »
Get it in then. Let's party. I'll invite my mates
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