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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Use it or lose it
« on: September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate  lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years  rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me  eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved  noooo:
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 04:25:32 PM »
I though this was going to be about willies redface:
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 04:32:22 PM »
I can give you the once over. I  usually use rubber gloves
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 04:34:35 PM »
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate  lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years  rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me  eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved  noooo:

Ask for a liver function test  whistle:
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 04:35:11 PM »
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate  lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years  rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me  eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

LL tried to see our old GP when she was back in the UK a couple of years ago... apparently they had also sent a letter to our old house and as we hadn't replied, de-registered us. The receptionist was most smarmy about it as you can imagine...  ::)

The miserable harridan was most upset when the doctor (a good friend of ours) agreed to see her anyway...  lol:
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »
Doctors' receptionists are the spawn of Satan  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 05:22:49 PM »
Doctors' receptionists are the spawn of Satan  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They also work part time for the revenue and customs call centers. Angry9:

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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 05:28:24 PM »
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate  lol: )
I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years  rubschin:
I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me  eeek:
I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved  noooo:

Consider yourself lucky; there comes a time when they want to test you for everything  noooo:

Of course, you could present yourself for an "I Test"    whistle:    ;)
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 05:54:04 PM »
I nutted my last docter. Bastard
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2012, 06:10:37 PM »
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate  lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years  rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me  eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved  noooo:

That's what I like most about doctors ..... They think you have moved so they write to you at the address you are assumed to have moved from.  ::)

No wonder they are in practice for so long ~ b@st@rds can't get it right.
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Re: Use it or lose it
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 08:26:27 PM »
I nutted my last docter. Bastard

You shouldn't treat brain scans so personally.
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