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Offline Barman

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House for sale
« on: September 22, 2012, 10:16:00 AM »
A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like...  whistle:

Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.



The house is situated in a tranquil, elevated location within walking distance of the village. It is not bordered by any building plots - what you see is what you get!

Features include four en-suite bedrooms, private pool, basement, cinema, double garage, etc. Title deeds are paid for and received by the owner.

Full details of the house, including room sizes, pictures, location, etc. can be found by clicking here.

Any questions about the property to be made through that site too please. http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 10:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2012, 10:16:00 AM
A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like...  whistle:

Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.




Did the Architect spend any time on the Channel Islands?

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Re: House for sale
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 10:31:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2012, 10:28:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2012, 10:16:00 AM
A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like...  whistle:

Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.




Did the Architect spend any time on the Channel Islands?




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Re: House for sale
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2012, 01:14:12 PM »
You forgot to add the bit about oil stains on the drive.
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2012, 01:31:30 PM »
The gravel looks a bit thin........ rubschin:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2012, 02:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2012, 01:14:12 PM
You forgot to add the bit about oil stains on the drive.

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Re: House for sale
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2012, 02:07:01 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 01:31:30 PM
The gravel looks a bit thin........ rubschin:

Yes, I should have got some help with it like....  evil:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2012, 02:13:54 PM »
Where you going to.......... rubschin:









And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2012, 03:00:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 02:13:54 PM
Where you going to.......... rubschin:

And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:

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Mini will be fine thanks!  evil:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 03:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 02:13:54 PM
Where you going to.......... rubschin:

And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:

Downsizing!  Thumbs:

Mini will be fine thanks!  evil:



Paphos........... rubschin:   
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2012, 03:35:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 02:13:54 PM
Where you going to.......... rubschin:

And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:

Downsizing!  Thumbs:

Mini will be fine thanks!  evil:



Paphos........... rubschin:   

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Re: House for sale
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2012, 03:43:26 PM »
LL will be deciding.

Wonder if the new place will have title deeds  rubschin:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2012, 06:47:45 PM »
Looks great on the linked site but nowhere is a PRICE mentioned.

I suppose it's a bit like buying a Rolls Royce ~ If you need to ask how many mpg you can't afford the car.
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2012, 06:49:28 PM »
You could do a straight swap  :thumbsup:
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Re: House for sale
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2012, 07:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2012, 02:13:54 PM
Where you going to.......... rubschin:

And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:

Downsizing!  Thumbs:

Mini will be fine thanks!  evil:

You are going to live in the mini?  Mr C and I struggle in the van at times. noooo:  eeek: Have you removed the goats from the pool? You could come back to the UK and disengage from the Smug Club no one would think the less of you. eveilgrin:
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