I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
The lad with a stammer and a lazy eye?
That's him!
Bulging right arm muscles too, as I recall, or has he given that up these days?
Haven't seen him since that unfortunate business with the vodka-filled melon and the fireworks.
That wasn't the hoo-ha at young ffiona Smythe-Harrington-Wilkes bash was it?
I'm sorry to say I missed that one - up to my shoulder in one of our rare breeds at the time. Pity really.