Polar Bear Huggers

[Nick]

So my car was low on petrol. Very low. On my route today there is one garage about three miles away. By the time I got there my car was very very low on petrol.  The petrol station was being picketed by ten muppets in polar bear costumes all waving Greenpeace banners 

The engine died 

In exchange for signing some imbecilic petition I persuaded three of the bears to push my car to a pump 

[Barman]