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Brits abroad
« on: September 26, 2012, 06:50:37 PM »
It was glaringly obvious whilst enjoying a bit of sunshine in Kefalonia this last week, that the vast majority of the Greek population, young and old, know exactly how to enjoy themselves socially without having to resort to the vile loud mouthed British method.
Went into Argostoli, the islands main town, for a drink in the main square that is ringed with wine bars and tat shops.
It was very busy and bustling. Average age of the punters was 25-35.
ALL without exception were mild mannered, polite pleasant and most noticably, quiet both in speech and laughter.
Complimented the bar man regarding their general behaviour and asked was this usual.
It is apparently

Fast forward 20 hours to a restaurant at 5:30.
No locals in there. Just a gang  quarter dressed loud mouthed f'in and blindin' cockneys, male and female, jeering and fisting the air...could have been scousers brummies geordies jocks or taffs , makes no difference, but these particular arse holes were clearly cockneys.
They had to laugh as loud as they could at every word spoken by their mottley crew.

WHY? Shrugs:
Do we as a nation have something to prove here, prove that we can't hold our drink and are generally a nation of shameful arrogant loud mouthed attention seeking overly aggresive trouble seeking greedy selfish dick 'ed's?
Minority granted, but a bloody large one.
Ashamed to be be a Brit abroad sometimes. redface:

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 06:53:55 PM »
I am sure you kept your end up amongst the pert bottoms
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
I am sure you kept your end up amongst the pert bottoms

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 06:58:42 PM »
Letching and blimping is a completely different subject, a subject and pleasant pastime enjoyed by all normal geezers of ALL nationalities.
Irrelevant comment. ::)

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 07:04:33 PM »
TMR reckons Miss D has a pert bottom. I have never looked  angel1

You ought to meet her. Bring sunglasses  8)
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 07:09:41 PM »
TMR reckons Miss D has a pert bottom. I have never looked  angel1

You ought to meet her. Bring sunglasses  8)

 8) lol:

I likes pert wimmins botties. cloud9:
Quite natural really, and makes us just a little bit 'appy in this gloom filled werld.

This topic is sliding towards Kylie' bum,  I can feel it comin' on....the subject that is, not her bottie. noooo:

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 07:14:51 PM »
TMR reckons Miss D has a pert bottom. I have never looked  angel1

You ought to meet her. Bring sunglasses  8)

and a white stick  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 07:15:21 PM »
I live in a 'holiday' village...

Some of the Brits absolutely disgust me...  noooo:

Why they think it is reasonable to wander into a restaurant (not on the beach) in their swimwear is completely beyond me... see also the local supermarket.... evil:

Ackchewlee, the Russians are just as bad...  noooo:

Oh, and I can confirm the pertness of Miss D's posterior....  Thumbs:
 
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 07:16:35 PM »
TMR reckons Miss D has a pert bottom. I have never looked  angel1

You ought to meet her. Bring sunglasses  8)

and a white stick  noooo: noooo: noooo:

OK. So you're saying you've got a fat arse then ey? Never mind chicky. Can't all be blessed you know.happy100

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 07:17:09 PM »
As regards the OP ....are they behaving any differently to the majority of knobs and squawkers inhabiting most town centres at weekends ?

The holiday is just their chance to behave the same way 7 days in a row as opposed to the couple just after they have received their giro !!!
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2012, 07:18:06 PM »
I live in a 'holiday' village...

Some of the Brits absolutely disgust me...  noooo:

Why they think it is reasonable to wander into a restaurant (not on the beach) in their swimwear is completely beyond me... see also the local supermarket....
evil:

Ackchewlee, the Russians are just as bad...  noooo:

Oh, and I can confirm the pertness of Miss D's posterior....  Thumbs:

I was half expecting you to chip in with summat like that, sadly

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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 07:21:53 PM »
As regards the OP ....are they behaving any differently to the majority of knobs and squawkers inhabiting most town centres at weekends ? The holiday is just their chance to behave the same way 7 days in a row as opposed to the couple just after they have received their giro !!!

No unfortunately. It's seemingly a 'British thing'. ::)
Problem is that they stand out more abroad.
No difficulty identifying them even before they've opened their fat slots even. Banghead


Same everywhere the length and breadth of the UK.
Absolutely hate and dread hot pleasant weather Saturday nights 'round here, 23:00- 03:00 sick2: cussing:

Not actually been too much of a problem so far this year however. whistle:
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2012, 07:28:34 PM »
In fairness, I went out of season, so the vast majority of Brits were owld wrinkly moany gits...apart from me.....obviously. angel1
Only saw 2 sprogs too, and they were French!

The Greek waitress's luved me btw.  angel1
I can be extremely charming and pleasant when given the right attention cloud9:

Most most enjoyable. whistle:
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 07:37:33 PM »
The Greek waitress's luved me btw.  angel1
I can be extremely charming and pleasant when given the right attention cloud9:

...  and far away from Nick  ;)
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Re: Brits abroad
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 07:38:06 PM »
 shutup:
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