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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« on: September 26, 2012, 08:50:38 PM »
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 08:55:06 PM »


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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 09:07:48 PM »
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2012, 06:15:46 AM »
It's not your DIY thread  ::)
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2012, 08:06:23 AM »
Quite so nick it is for all things lavatorial and schoolboyish in the juvenile sense rather than balaclavas, mittens and rulers. A sniggering sort thread if you will.  If you have any jokes about poo or wee this is the place for them.



For members of the Smug Club that is Poo of the excrement sort not Poo Poo of the BM sort most of those should be posted elsewhere. ;)
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2012, 08:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:06:23 AM

For members of the Smug Club that is Poo of the excrement sort not Poo Poo of the BM sort most of those should be posted elsewhere. ;)

 lol: Thanks for clearing that up.
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2012, 08:33:55 AM »
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2012, 08:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on September 27, 2012, 08:16:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:06:23 AM

For members of the Smug Club that is Poo of the excrement sort not Poo Poo of the BM sort most of those should be posted elsewhere. ;)

 lol: Thanks for clearing that up.

What! Miss C's been clearing up BM's poo?

Asstonishing!

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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM »
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 08:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........

Wot!

BM's got worms, you say!

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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2012, 10:33:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........

No need to dash for worms unless they are unusually quick ones.
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2012, 11:12:41 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2012, 10:33:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........

No need to dash for worms unless they are unusually quick ones.

And if they're slow, they are not worms at all.
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2012, 11:43:51 AM »
 
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 27, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2012, 10:33:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........

No need to dash for worms unless they are unusually quick ones.

And if they're slow, they are not worms at all.

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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2012, 11:56:50 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 27, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2012, 10:33:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2012, 08:54:31 AM
It's his age you know.... Anyhoo my worms have arrived I must dash........

No need to dash for worms unless they are unusually quick ones.

And if they're slow, they are not worms at all.
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Re: The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2012, 12:46:47 PM »
Half a worm can crawl a long way after it has been cut in half. redface:  They are now homed one site suggests keeping them in the bedroom.  eeek: They make a lot of noise. eeek:
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