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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #105 on: October 04, 2012, 03:09:19 PM »
I wonder what Miss D got up to at university  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #106 on: October 04, 2012, 03:35:05 PM »
Best years of my life  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #107 on: October 04, 2012, 03:36:54 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #108 on: October 04, 2012, 03:42:09 PM »
That wouldn't be very helpful to Growler right now  whistle:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2012, 04:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2012, 02:38:43 PM
I signed up for horse riding  noooo:

Never again  noooo:

When I was 13/14 Southampton Town (as it then was) Council decided they wanted a Zoo. The Chipperfield (Circus) Family offered to help with funding and sure enough Southampton Zoo came into being and was used to house the circus animals during the winter season. Lions, Tigers and the like. There was a selection of other animals housed there throughout the year. The zoo was built at the bottom end of Southampton Common. A young lady, daughter of the then Landlord of the Cowherds Inn, was horse mad and soon made friends with Mary Chipperfield who, at the time, was actually the one in tights who rode the circus horses, doing handstands on their backs etc. I'm sure you have all seen such circus acts. Anywhoo the publican's daughter got to ride the Chipperfield horses on the common to exercise them when they weren't out touring and she taught me to ride a horse ......... as well  eyes:

The Southampton Zoo closed some years ago now and I have long lost contact with the girl in question but I have happy memories of galloping across the Common sans saddle  whistle:

Sorry ~ Completely off topic but ...... well you know how something triggers one's memory.
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2012, 07:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2012, 03:42:09 PM
That wouldn't be very helpful to Growler right now  whistle:

I can imagine, but would rather not tbqatth. noooo:

Thanks for that 'hint/carrot'. sad32:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #111 on: October 04, 2012, 07:10:26 PM »
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #112 on: October 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM »
Daughter number three has pissed me off 'big time' to use common parlance am going to have to do something.
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #113 on: October 05, 2012, 07:54:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Daughter number three has pissed me off 'big time' to use common parlance am going to have to do something.

I thought to meself, ey up, say nowt and google it thicko. redface:

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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #114 on: October 05, 2012, 07:55:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Daughter number three has pissed me off 'big time' to use common parlance am going to have to do something.

What's she done anyway? confused:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #115 on: October 05, 2012, 08:08:09 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 05, 2012, 07:54:14 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Daughter number three has pissed me off 'big time' to use common parlance am going to have to do something.

I thought to meself, ey up, say nowt and google it thicko. redface:

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The word (pariance) you are searching for does not exist in Dictionary. Direction- 1) You may have misspelled the word. Check the spelling and re-enter the ...

Try searching for PARLANCE old chap.
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #116 on: October 05, 2012, 08:08:57 AM »
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #117 on: October 05, 2012, 08:16:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 05, 2012, 08:08:57 AM
Banghead

Look YOU. Sick of you waving your willy, JUST because you'r well up and knowledgeable on Eng. Lang.

I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandalier in these matters as I've boringly stated a squillion times, ok? cussing:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #118 on: October 05, 2012, 09:02:11 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 05, 2012, 07:55:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Daughter number three has pissed me off 'big time' to use common parlance am going to have to do something.

What's she done anyway? confused:

Been bloody rude.

Her stepmother and her Father live about three miles from her , stepmother is loaded and money has no real meaning. She (stepmother)is a local magistrate, Scout leader and School governor at the private scoool their son my ex and she begat. Believe you me it matters in that family, continue the family name and all that. evil:

It was recently daughter number 3's Birthday and she was bemoaning the fact that the flat that step mother had facilitated had no microwave.

I have a very limited income, less that £800 per month but asked her if she would like a microwave as an early Christmas pressie and she could either upgrade or have something else for her Birthday.  Anyhoo 2 separate things were dispatched and not a thank you or acknowledgement. She did publicly thank her family for taking her out for a 'champagne meal'. That's what you do in Suffolk dahlihg mwah mwah.

I am cross with myself for giving a shite and cross with her because that is not how she was bought up. In her Fathers absence she did  'thank you' letters.  evil:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #119 on: October 05, 2012, 10:19:54 AM »
Have a MONSTER Bear 'ug you. happy100

Bloody kids can be so so selfish thoughtless and cruel sometimes, but I guess you still luv her, which makes it all the more difficult to bare.
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