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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #150 on: October 15, 2012, 04:43:04 PM »
Mini Mooselet is currently in A&E after having been viciously 'savaged' by a tin of Heinz Tomato soup apparently. eeek:

Absolutely NO relation whatsoever to Nick btw, no no no no no...at all. noooo: noooo: noooo:

...before anyone asks like. ::)

That is what Uni is for ~ to learn how to live independently. Mini Moose has learned a valuable life skill there. How to operate a can opener safely. The THW has been to A&E for various injuries over the past 18 months. It seems that A&E Units close to universities see a lot of students.

Actually thought I'd taught her the basics tbh, albeit on tins of beans and a grill. rubschin:

I'd have thought A&E would have been busier with possible  whistle: alchohol related injuries tbh? lol:

She's texteted me to tell me not to worry, and she doesn't require the new GROWLER Amboolance Emergency service either....shit. Banghead

There's yer problem, right there  :thumbsup:

Go take yer face for a shit you. evil:

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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #152 on: October 15, 2012, 05:10:27 PM »
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #154 on: October 15, 2012, 05:17:38 PM »
Let's hope she is betterer by Friday  whistle:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #155 on: October 15, 2012, 06:16:03 PM »
Let's hope she is betterer by Friday  whistle:

She's just rung me to tell me that she's mended, oh...."and btw, can you pick me up from the station with all my bin liners on Friday please?" ::)

Mrs G just passed through 'ere for 10 minutes on her way out again, to tell me that one of her patients told her today that her son is at Cambridge Uni., and that he rang home yesterday to say that he hasn't got any clothes to wear now, 'cus they've all grossly shrunk in the washer! lol:

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« Reply #156 on: October 15, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #158 on: October 15, 2012, 06:20:28 PM »
Is it really cheaper for her to travel home than stick two squid in a laundryette machine?
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #159 on: October 15, 2012, 06:27:09 PM »
Is it really cheaper for her to travel home than stick two squid in a laundryette machine?

Fiver actually...apparently, but she wants to see her dad anyway, so there. razz:

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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #160 on: October 15, 2012, 06:29:06 PM »
Load up yer wallet  point:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #161 on: October 21, 2012, 07:55:58 PM »
Just got back from taking Miss Mooslet back.
Empty house here again to greet me. cry:

Been really nice weekend, only spoilt by G jnrs girlfriend/Miss Moselet's now EX best friend.

What an absolute bitch of horrendously and previously un-witnessed epic proportions she really is.
I've had to tread a very fine line, but I've had to ban her from G Towers, albeit with a very heavy heart due to G Jnr being stuck in the middle of a nasty and verbally vicious as good as, one sided dog fight.

I am currently feeling quite, no, very, upset, low,anxious and extremely saddened by what was a great couple of days, and totally wrecked by the most unbelievably childish purile petualnt and completely disgraceful behaviour of one jealous viperous bitch who I never wish to see darken my doorstep ever again.
Staggered. eeek:

I absolutely despair. Shrugs:

I'm going upstairs to get a hug of one of her cuddly teds.
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #162 on: October 21, 2012, 08:01:19 PM »
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Oh dear ....bit of a no win situation too...one of your cubs is going to be upset whatever the outcome  noooo:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #163 on: October 21, 2012, 08:03:08 PM »
Teenagers  noooo:
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Re: The all new Mini Moose goes to university and other calamities thread
« Reply #164 on: October 21, 2012, 08:21:38 PM »
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Oh dear ....bit of a no win situation too...one of your cubs is going to be upset whatever the outcome  noooo:

They both are already...and angry.

All this because she didn't get the grades to go to uni herself, and has had to go back to school to resit.

Not admitted obviously, and all sorts of lies insults staggering verbal attacks on Miss Mooslet, but everyone knows this is all just plain jealousy, simple as.
My head is still reeling with the dis-belief that someone who has been always welcomed here, fed and watered regulary, come out on social occassions with us all, and even taken on holiday to spain with us last year, can suddenly turn and end up being such a vile ungrateful nasty bitch that she's proven to be, gradually over the last few weeks, but firmly confirmes and  cemented over the last couple of days.

Mainly feel so sorry for young G Jnr now. I really don't know how to advise him as to what he should do...apart from bin her...FAST.
Not quite that easy though, as I'm sure you'll understand.

He's gone to see her and I await the outcome later with a heavy heart.