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Happy Birthday Uncle
« on: September 30, 2012, 07:49:38 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 07:55:46 AM »
Happy Birthday - hope you have an astronomically great burfday Uncle

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 08:03:30 AM »
Happy birthday Mr. Mort sir!  Thumbs:

Half of mild on the house - everybody else buys their own!  evil:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 08:13:51 AM »
Happy Birthday Uncle.  :thumbsup:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 08:15:08 AM »
Hurrah for me!

Thanks chaps and chappesses  :thumbsup:

Stayed later in bed this morning hoping to get served a cuppa from the sprogs.  noooo:

Never mind ~ got a new dressing gown and toffees when I got up.
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 08:44:40 AM »
Werthers original I hope Uncle
 
Happy birthday sir, I'll join you for a half of mild  :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 08:47:20 AM »
Year nearer the grave now ey you grumpy owld git! :thumbsup:

How the hell does one 'ave a 'appy burfday' at out stage in life btw ey....other than getting totally rat arsed to numb the brain from thinking about the fact that there's far less life in front than wot you've already had like? Shrugs:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 08:49:23 AM »
Well that'll have cheered him up no end  happy001
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 08:51:21 AM »
 eeek:

Thanks Growler ~ accurately hit nail as per usual  sad32:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 08:55:46 AM »
Happy birthday Uncle!
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 09:04:38 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 08:51:21 AM
eeek:

Thanks Growler ~ accurately hit nail as per usual  sad32:

Soz mate, but generally speaking like, I don't actually do cheerful, just factual, but didn't mean to make you all misetable like. noooo:
Doesn't matter anyways, cus it's the end of the werld soon anyway, so yer age won't actually matter will it like ey? :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2012, 10:02:32 AM »
Dear Uncle

May your toffees not rip your dentures out.
May 'the sprogs' behave.
May any parade you have planned not be pissed upon today.
And may you still be able to read what is writ small beneath with reading glasses purchased from Poundland












Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 10:25:41 AM »
Have a good un ............ :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2012, 11:54:21 AM »
Many Happy Returns Uncle!   :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2012, 09:38:42 PM »
Happy birthday UM.
Been out all day, hope I'm not too late.  ;)
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