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I just bought a garden incinerator
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:30:49 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 02:33:24 PM »
Why do you want to incinerate your garden ?  lol: Will that not reduce the value of your property ? rubschin:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 02:40:36 PM »
 evil:  Miss D is an dolt  noooo:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 02:43:47 PM »
He lives in a smoke-less zone, I'm sure.

ASBO time if he uses it. razz:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 03:11:29 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 30, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
He lives in a smoke-less zone, I'm sure.

ASBO time if he uses it. razz:

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM »
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I can't wait for it to arrive  cloud9:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 03:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM
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I can't wait for it to arrive  cloud9:

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 03:27:36 PM »
You can burn all the slimey wet leaves that you slip over on. angel1
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 03:28:42 PM »
I can burn everyfink  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 05:07:17 PM »
BM has one too ...................he calls it the BBQ............. whistle:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 05:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
I can burn everyfink  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2012, 05:09:33 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM »
WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2012, 05:11:24 PM »
Maybe he has a lady garden  - being the big girls blouse he is  ;)
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2012, 05:11:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)

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