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Offline apc2010

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2012, 05:12:57 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)

Maybe it heat the water too..................... rubschin:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2012, 05:15:54 PM »
I dunno, p'raps he's planning on breaking up and setting fire to his wooden patio, 'cus that's all he got.
What an absolute eejit of epic proprtions. noooo:

This is the goon that has the audacity to call ME, yes ME, an oaf too! happy001
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2012, 05:34:57 PM »
Shut it you furry oaf  cussing:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2012, 05:47:50 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:15:54 PM
I dunno, p'raps he's planning on breaking up and setting fire to his wooden patio, 'cus that's all he got.

That crossed my mind as well.


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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2012, 06:10:45 PM »
Comes under the general heading of "Toys for Boys".
Every man need an incinerator just as every man needs, at some time in his life, to own a shed wiv a padlock on the door.
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2012, 06:13:35 PM »
All very well having toys if you've got a toybox to put them in.
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2012, 06:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 06:13:35 PM
All very well having toys if you've got a toybox to put them in.

Hence the need for a shed wiv padlock  ;)
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2012, 07:00:36 PM »
I have two sheds, and no padlocks

Shit, and no dogs now. A visit to the storeman will be made tomorrow
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 30, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
I have two sheds, and no padlocks

Shit, and no dogs now. A visit to the storeman will be made tomorrow

I've gorra padlock with nowt to lock it on. sad32:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2012, 08:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 05:34:57 PM
Shut it you furry oaf  cussing:

No. I won't, 'cus I don't take orders from raging plant pots. noooo:

You're a toss pot and everyone knows it, probably including yerself, cock. ::)
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2012, 08:23:30 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2012, 01:16:01 PM »
It's arrived  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2012, 01:30:54 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2012, 01:33:34 PM »
The local Plastic Plod have been round to investigate  redface:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2012, 01:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 02, 2012, 01:33:34 PM
The local Plastic Plod have been round to investigate  redface:

Arrest warrant under the mental health act,  for useage of a potentially lethal piece of equipment by a mentally unstable grockle that could endanger the lives and sanity of the residents of Nottingham p'raps? whistle:
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