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Offline Nick

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2012, 01:40:40 PM »
It was the smoke plume that attracted their attention  angel1
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2012, 01:46:07 PM »
It was the smoke plume that attracted their attention  angel1

Started burning the wooden patio then have we? whistle:
Wet wood can do that sometimes.
Try petrol. That should 'ease' things along a tad. whistle:


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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2012, 02:02:31 PM »
Burn that feckin "coffee" stained jumper please Nick...

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2012, 02:04:33 PM »
I thought I would give it a flying start by igniting one of those bags of pre um self lighting BBQ bricks. On reflection that may have been overkill  rubschin:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2012, 05:30:26 PM »
So in other words you've burned off your eyebrows, straggly beard and most of your hair then.  rubschin:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2012, 05:49:30 PM »
Needed friggin' re-building anyway, bloody shit 'ole. whistle:

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2012, 01:11:18 PM »
So in other words you've burned off your eyebrows, straggly beard and most of your hair then.  rubschin:

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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2012, 06:19:59 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2012, 06:21:25 PM »
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2012, 06:26:32 PM »
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The picture with the phone handset does seem appropriate....  whistle:
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Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2012, 06:41:29 PM »
Hey Nick, with a bit of work I'm sure that your incinerator would be able to work as a charger as well.  whistle:

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