GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF 
DO NOT call me a OAF you termite.

1) I don't know her or owt about her qualifications
2) I don't know where her practice is...DO I?
3) I want to go to get mesef mended like, not give meself a 'eart attack watching her stonkers, you piggin gormless gimpy goat.

This one liked me attitude anyways 'cus i didn't just sit there complaining. I made light of it all.