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Offline GROWLER

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Pikey invasion imminent
« on: August 10, 2007, 07:21:53 PM »
 'The Swamp' is situated in a field that is just a small part of the landowners estate. It is also 'home' to a well established Paint Balling company, that have been operating for 5 years now.
The landowner in his wisdom, has rented out a large field close to The Swamp and Paintballing to some organisation that are having a scarecrow  festival in 2 weeks time.
Didn't have a problem with that tbh, in fact I saw it as a possible business opportunity, that is until this week, when all the advertising signs that have been erected over the borough have now been altered to include the new attraction of a ...............TRAVELLING FUN FAIR! eeek:

Everything that isn't bolted down into re-inforced concrete with land mines scattered over the surrounding area is being removed.

It's not just the probable pikeys that run these mobile dens of eniquity, but their bloody scummy breath wasting pond life followers.

Had one in our 'town' a couple of years ago, and one of the pikeys kids was bricked and kicked to death.
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Re: Pikey invasion imenent
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 08:05:26 PM »
Imminent.

We are guarding our valuables hereabouts too. Whole thing sounds like a nightmare cry: eeek:
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Re: Pikey invasion imenent
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 10:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2007, 08:05:26 PM
Imminent.

We are guarding our valuables hereabouts too. Whole thing sounds like a nightmare cry: eeek:

I shall be speaking to the 'Lord of the Manor' tomorrow with reference to my fears.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 10:32:27 PM »
You are definitely being racist here.  That is not good.

What you need to do is get a few really big nasty dogs and a small caravan and camp out and watch them 24/7 so that they get the message and behave.  Filming helps.

Remember to keep your cell phone charged.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 10:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on August 10, 2007, 10:32:27 PM
You are definitely being racist here.  That is not good.

What you need to do is get a few really big nasty dogs and a small caravan and camp out and watch them 24/7 so that they get the message and behave.  Filming helps.

Remember to keep your cell phone charged.

Funnily enough, THAT is what I am seriously considering.
Just need a serriously bad one eyed dog now.
I'll ask Mrs GROWLER to see if she can help. ;)

Racist or not. This situation has got me worried as it would most decent people I think.
Unfortunately, the landowner is of Irish decent/desent whatever, so ranting about pikeys may not go down to well. I shall tread carefully.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 10:41:25 PM »
Invite Snoopy over and 'forget' to feed him.   whistle:
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 10:47:44 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 10, 2007, 07:21:53 PM
Had one in our 'town' a couple of years ago, and one of the pikeys kids was bricked and kicked to death.

I've not seen that game before, did they win a fish?

Yep, Pikeys are bad, however the Chavs that follow their over-priced dangerous shite are possibly worse...
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 08:44:02 AM »
I recall the invasion of travellers we had who came for the cockle harvest. They fought, drank and puked all the time, fortunately only with and on on another.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 08:45:28 AM »
Any such event must be licenced by the local authority even if it is on "Private Land". Speak to your councilor and local police commander about your concerns. They must have placed a "public advert" somewhere before they were granted a licence and that was when you should have objected as can any member of the public who may be effected by the event.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2007, 09:28:21 AM »
Q. What's the similarity between Pikeys and Cigarettes?

A. Both hang around in packs of 10 or twenty, both smell bad and both are barred from every pub in the land.

There is only one answer - burn them. Burn them all.
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2007, 09:37:22 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2007, 09:28:21 AM
Q. What's the similarity between Pikeys and Cigarettes?

A. Both hang around in packs of 10 or twenty, both smell bad and both are barred from every pub in the land.

There is only one answer - burn them. Burn them all.



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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2007, 09:49:34 AM »
I note that the same event promises "Fun for all the Family". In practice this means:

Clowns noooo:

Jugglers noooo: noooo:

and







wait for it


Morris Dancers noooo: noooo: noooo:

Does no one have any imagination anymore?
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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2007, 03:34:00 PM »
Imagination ???   I've never even imagined Pikey Morris Dancers let alone seen them......

Not even when drunk!

No!

The very thought is an abomination.  ::)


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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2007, 04:26:32 PM »
This might put your mind at rest (only said might!)

A family owning a travelling fair have lived peacefully in our village for well over 20 years. They are not pikeys, they are very nice people. They take their fair all around the country during the summer and have been doing so for years.

Let's hope your travelling fair is owned by people like them

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Re: Pikey invasion imminent
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2007, 06:00:19 PM »
The Travelling Fun Fair arrived here yesterday.. loads of fighting and more young teenage scrubbers pushing prams around in 9 months time
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