Pikey invasion imminent

[GROWLER]

The Travelling Fun Fair arrived here yesterday.. loads of fighting and more young teenage scrubbers pushing prams around in 9 months time

Thanks for those few kind words of comfort Begsy.

[GROWLER]

Well I've been warned to shift everything.
The main man at the paintballing has informed me that he's staying on site for 4 days to protect his belongings and set up, and has very kindly offered to look after my stuff too.
He isn't the sort to argue with.
I may yet decide to have a 'little 'holiday' down there myself yet.
Need to go and purchase a base ball bat now for possible 'games tournament'

[Nick]

Can I help?

The alternative is a trip to Glasgow. I may need to be busy.

Please

[GROWLER]

Can I help?

The alternative is a trip to Glasgow. I may need to be busy.

Please

You'll be most welcome, but don't blame me if things turn nasty. We're talking probable pikeys here, AND the dreaded chavvy scumbag followers these things attract from both the dreaded inbreeding Neston, Ellesmere Port and surrounding areas. I'm predicting trouble but it'll come as a pleasant suprise if all goes smoothly and quietly.
I'm sure the occupants of the multi millionaire Gayton residents properties that backs onto the field they are using, are going to be well chuffed about all this......NOT!

[Nick]

I refer you to

http://www.filecabi.net/video/brooklynterrorism.html

[GROWLER]

I refer you to

http://www.filecabi.net/video/brooklynterrorism.html

We need HIM in here  ...........and 'The Swamp' in 2 weeks time.

[Grumpmeister]

The Travelling Fun Fair arrived here yesterday.. loads of fighting and more young teenage scrubbers pushing prams around in 9 months time

Business as normal in Barrow then Berek 

[GROWLER]

It's started already, with still a full week to go.
Oh so jolly colourful plastic bunting up at the entrance, and some half baked straw creature perched on top of the paintball sign. The painball boss WILL be so pleased...............NOT!
I fully predict that it'll be set on fire before the end of the week. If not, I'll do it myself.

[Nick]

We have scarecrows crucified on lamposts hereabouts..............

[GROWLER]

Apparently, these are not pikeys so I've 'reliably' been informed.

Now it could be a ploy, but even I noticed that they've got full size plastic bins complete with bin liners outside the caravans.
Most unusual for pikeys to even remotey consider the surrounding environment.
24 hours on, and a weird lack of shite lying around so far.

[Nick]

They are lulling you into a false sense of security

[GROWLER]

They are lulling you into a false sense of security

Not a chance.
I don't trust anyone that I don't know. Trust has to be earned with positive words and actions over a period of time, but you have to give a little bit of slack sometimes................... until things go tits up.

Quiet caution for now. Can't do me much harm presently anyway, as I've shifted everything bar 'The Swamp' itself.

[Nick]

Some pikeys are going round the village trying to flog a large green metal container. Buyer collects. Mrs Nick wants somewhere to keep her tat mountain...........

[Misunderstood]

LOST

One slightly used three-stage gasometer.  In full working order and painted green.

Last seen resting near Chester.

Small reward.

[Nick]

In my garden. Cheap for ?50