F 'n' J blips

[Nick]

I  am an arf baked oafy furry imbercile

[GROWLER]

I  am an arf baked oafy furry imbercile

Hilarious.
You are sssssso clever, d'ya know that? 

[Nick]

Beeb 2 at 9.45 

[GROWLER]

Beeb 2 at 9.45 

I know. You've already told me, and I told you it was 9:45pm, not the 9:00pm you advised me of, cock.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Woz'a + and - keys for in the top right hand corner then ey?
They don't do owt.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Wha'?

I don't friggin' know, THAT'S why I'm asking....IF that's ok with you like, willy waver.

Give me strength.

[GROWLER]

Dead chuffed with me new keyboard anyway. It's got a really nice feel to the keys...sort of grippy like, and the digits are all well bright white and thick too.
Fiver from The Asda if you didn't read me other post in the mousey thread.

Top tip from the anna log advice center of Growler.

[Just One More]

Woz'a + and - keys for in the top right hand corner then ey?
They don't do owt.

Surely you used the + key to post that   

If the - key isn't the minus key, it must be the underscore key... I think 

[Just One More]

Thank you. Now I know.

I am calm btw.

Sorry I haven't got the brain power of an Archbishop too.
I did wonder if it was summat to do with touch typing, but rerally wasn't sure.

Can't touch type anyway, so irrelevant now.

Oh 'ang on. You were referring to ginge regarding your comment, yes? 

soz.

I went past a sign to here today, it's close to Knob Down Wood

[GROWLER]

+1 

[Darwins Selection]

The '5' on the numeric keypad has one too.... 

Well spotted that man! So it has.

Is that for yer 3rd mitt like?

Nah ~ That's so you can use a dictaphone. 

 

Pearls/Swine. 

[Snoopy]

The '5' on the numeric keypad has one too.... 

Well spotted that man! So it has.

Is that for yer 3rd mitt like?

Nah ~ That's so you can use a dictaphone. 

 

Pearls/Swine. 

I had reached that conclusion too. 

Woz'a + and - keys for in the top right hand corner then ey?
They don't do owt.

You used the + and - keys on your number row above the letters part of the keyboard.

The + & - on the far right will operate when you are using the number section to the right of the letters. To do that you need to press Number Lock and then you have in effect a calculator at your disposal.
Actually best used when performing calculations on Excel otherwise not of much use to most people..... Unless you are into programming a PC in which case their use is necessary.

[GROWLER]

Thank you. That's all I was asking.
All understood now, so WHY oh WHY the  then ey Nick, you impatient bad tempered intolerant ginger arse, ey?