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Offline GROWLER

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What you's collect then?
« on: October 07, 2012, 08:11:33 AM »
Apart from Moany who collects hangovers, Miss D who collects voddy bottles and men and Nick who collects seemingly harmless but actual weapons of mass destruction....like toasters and bbq's etc, what do you's collect?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 08:18:20 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Cheeky fur fluffererer upper  ..... lol:

I collect debt mainly  noooo:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 08:18:31 AM »
Calories, loads of 'em. Then I go to the gym to get rid of some. Then I come back and gather even more

And on that note, the torture palace beckons.
Ipod - check...
water bottle - check...
towel - check...
gym pass - check
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 08:19:45 AM »
My intention is to go this afternoon - Sin day mornings are heaving in there  noooo:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 08:28:48 AM »
I'll be going too, but I'll also be going to look at another gym, as this one is going down the pan.
To cut costs, they've even un-subscribed from Sky now, so no more watching footie whilst treading the mill. cussing:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 11:11:47 AM »
It was deaderer than a dead thing in there this morning. I daresay the Blazingsmoke half marathon will have attrated a few
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 11:21:42 AM »
When I was a kid I collected stamps, matchboxes, cigarette cards and conkers ~ don't most boys?
I had a phase of collecting those mini war comics "Commando" etc.
Then I found girls and that seemed a much more worthwhile pursuit.
Nowadays I seem to collect hospital appointments.

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2012, 06:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2012, 11:21:42 AM
When I was a kid I collected stamps, matchboxes, cigarette cards and conkers ~ don't most boys?
I had a phase of collecting those mini war comics "Commando" etc.
Then I found girls and that seemed a much more worthwhile pursuit.
Nowadays I seem to collect hospital appointments.

Mr C and I do that we are getting to the point where we can play snap with them, want to join in?

I collect jugs, stop sniggering. ::) Mr C collects cameras.
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2012, 07:01:36 AM »
We certainly could swap appointments .... Given that one seldom sees the same doctor twice in a row they'd prolly not even notice.

I have two today. Cardio Clinic and Diabetes Clinic ..... which do you fancy?
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2012, 07:06:41 AM »
Ooo diabetes please don't have any of those I can swap it for a rheumatology or neuro.
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2012, 07:11:32 AM »
You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2012, 07:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 08, 2012, 07:11:32 AM
You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:

Not a problem.  You don't need to take anything but your wonderful self but be prepared to be electrocuted repeatedly just to see which nerves work and which ones don't. eveilgrin:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2012, 07:54:29 AM »
Anyone want to swap a "Fracture Clinic"?
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2012, 07:57:41 AM »
I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2012, 07:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2012, 07:57:41 AM
I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !

Dentist...?  whistle:
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