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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2012, 08:00:05 AM »
I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !

. . . would these be "Local Authority" type meetings?

If so, they're worth double 'cos they go on for ever and achieve the square root of "bugger-all"!
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2012, 08:05:23 AM »
One Meeting regarding a Landlords Forum I am organising focusing on policy changes in the private rented scetor and the impact of benefit changes / Licensing requirements of properties and the proposed London Rental Standard ......are you in yet ?

Then moving on to this afternoon we have the strategy meeting for targeted intervention for potential 'Green Deal ' initiatives .....would you  prefer this ?
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2012, 08:10:29 AM »
. . . think I'll stick with the fracture clinic - it sounds more fun!

Seems I may have to have me poor bent finger broken and reset 'cos it still hurts like fook and is still swollen like a blimp!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »
Oh poor you ..... do you get a lollipop when it's done ?  rubschin:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2012, 08:20:54 AM »
Good God Almighty. It's like the piggin' pension que in the PO in 'ere this morning. whistle:

Bunyons anyone? whistle:

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2012, 08:30:12 AM »
I was talking to a bloke up the road last night on me way out like...

He said, "Everybody I speak to is ill or has something wrong with them".

I replied, "Not me, I'm in perfect health...  angel1"

Do you know what he said, eh, EH???

He said, "Oh, you'll get something soon"...  cussing:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2012, 08:39:20 AM »
I consider meself to be in quite good health but I have plenty wrong with me  lol:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2012, 08:40:11 AM »
I was talking to a bloke up the road last night on me way out like...

He said, "Everybody I speak to is ill or has something wrong with them".

I replied, "Not me, I'm in perfect health...  angel1"

Do you know what he said, eh, EH???

He said, "Oh, you'll get something soon"...  cussing:

May be harsh, but actually it's true.
You're on borrowed time mate. and anything you borrow has to ultimately be paid for.

Day nearer the grave meanwhile, and less life in front than you've already had, so don't look over yer shoulder as it'll make you wanna cry like. sad32:

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2012, 08:46:32 AM »
Still , it's nearly Christmas  whistle:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2012, 08:50:32 AM »
Still , it's nearly Christmas  whistle:

Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:

Why? Shrugs:

Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:

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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2012, 08:59:42 AM »
Perfect health I tells ya, PERFECT!  evil:

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 09:03:28 AM »
Aren't you half man / half scars ?  rubschin:
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2012, 09:04:36 AM »
Aren't you half man / half scars ?  rubschin:

I'm 100% man!  eyes:
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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2012, 09:06:06 AM »
Aren't you half man / half scars ?  rubschin:

I'm 100% man!  eyes:

...and I'm a 100% BEAR apparently. cloud9:

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Re: What you's collect then?
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2012, 10:10:14 AM »
You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:

Not a problem.  You don't need to take anything but your wonderful self but be prepared to be electrocuted repeatedly just to see which nerves work and which ones don't. eveilgrin:

I have been to both clinics this morning 'cos I didn't think you'd get here from Sheffield in time.
You will be pleased to know that neither of us are pregnant but our blood sugar levels are a bit high so we need to increase the dose of medication to counter it.

Next on offer is Flu Jab at 3.36 on Wednesday followed at 3.40 for medications review with GP.
Then appt at 2.30 with consultant urologist on 29th to get biopsy results on tumours removed recently.
In Nov I have appt to see Cardio people in Liverpool and one with dentist in Rhyl.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.