Growler's all new stockings appreciation thread

[Barman]

 

[GROWLER]

Why's this thread title got my name on it please?

[Barman]

Why's this thread title got my name on it please?

Nick started it.... 

Do we know what larfter lines are yet...?

[GROWLER]

Why's this thread title got my name on it please?

Nick started it.... 

Do we know what larfter lines are yet...?

Laffin' lines?

Oh BM. Don't you remember them?

[Barman]

Why's this thread title got my name on it please?

Nick started it.... 

Do we know what larfter lines are yet...?

Laffin' lines?

Oh BM. Don't you remember them?

 

[tel]

Why's this thread title got my name on it please?

Nick started it.... 

Do we know what larfter lines are yet...?

 So is it just me and Growler that know? 
I was introduced to it by the ex Mrs Tel (late 60's) - thought it was just a Bromley thing!

[GROWLER]

Dunno about now like, 'cus I don't look  , but back in the late 60's early 70's, wimmins tights used to have the very top bit presumably made out of slightly thicker material, presumably to cope with fat arses and fartin' and stuff, dunno, but the point where the lower thinner material met the thicker stuff was quite visible when a wumman crossed her legs over whilst sitting down usually , showing off loads o' thigh like  , and us lads used to say, "if you get past that line with yer paws, yer laffin'!!

[GROWLER]

I most most fondly remember werking in the PO wages dept. in L'pool, with just ONE other lad amongst 40 girlies.
There was one particular gerl that was well well fit, and she used to taunt us both with her laffin line, and also, she used to bend over the desk showing her knickers off regulary.
Most most distracting, but the two of us used to have a wager on what colour they'd be today.

God, those WERE the days.

[tel]

Dunno about now like, 'cus I don't look  , but back in the late 60's early 70's, wimmins tights used to have the very top bit presumably made out of slightly thicker material, presumably to cope with fat arses and fartin' and stuff, dunno, but the point where the lower thinner material met the thicker stuff was quite visible when a wumman crossed her legs over whilst sitting down usually , showing off loads o' thigh like  , and us lads used to say, "if you get past that line with yer paws, yer laffin'!!

 

Mind you the Ex Mrs Tel didn't appreciate being told that when wearing tights, her rear looked like one of those turkeys in the freezer cabinet. 

[Barman]

Dunno about now like, 'cus I don't look  , but back in the late 60's early 70's, wimmins tights used to have the very top bit presumably made out of slightly thicker material, presumably to cope with fat arses and fartin' and stuff, dunno, but the point where the lower thinner material met the thicker stuff was quite visible when a wumman crossed her legs over whilst sitting down usually , showing off loads o' thigh like  , and us lads used to say, "if you get past that line with yer paws, yer laffin'!!

OIC! 

[Snoopy]

Dunno about now like, 'cus I don't look  , but back in the late 60's early 70's, wimmins tights used to have the very top bit presumably made out of slightly thicker material, presumably to cope with fat arses and fartin' and stuff, dunno, but the point where the lower thinner material met the thicker stuff was quite visible when a wumman crossed her legs over whilst sitting down usually , showing off loads o' thigh like  , and us lads used to say, "if you get past that line with yer paws, yer laffin'!!

 

Mind you the Ex Mrs Tel didn't appreciate being told that when wearing tights, her rear looked like one of those turkeys in the freezer cabinet.

My point exactly!

And when I mentioned such to the ex missus I added "And just as fvcking cold"

[GROWLER]

Dunno about now like, 'cus I don't look  , but back in the late 60's early 70's, wimmins tights used to have the very top bit presumably made out of slightly thicker material, presumably to cope with fat arses and fartin' and stuff, dunno, but the point where the lower thinner material met the thicker stuff was quite visible when a wumman crossed her legs over whilst sitting down usually , showing off loads o' thigh like  , and us lads used to say, "if you get past that line with yer paws, yer laffin'!!

 

Mind you the Ex Mrs Tel didn't appreciate being told that when wearing tights, her rear looked like one of those turkeys in the freezer cabinet.

Absolute snorter that Tel!  

I'll casually mention that when I see The Owld Miserable Moose later.