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Offline Snoopy

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F*ing Paper
« on: October 09, 2012, 12:51:07 PM »
Like most normal people and just about all businesses I use the cheapest paper available that suits my printers (I have both lazer and inkjet).
Just typed a letter, printed two copies (one for recipient one for file) and then I signed it.

Now I know I am old fashioned but I always use a fountain pen. Bastard paper won't hold the ink!
Signature all smudged as the ink just runs off the paper.
I checked the pack ~ label clearly says suitable for all inks and toners  cussing:

This never used to happen when my secretary typed letters and I just signed the bloody things.

Okay ~ I can easily print another copy and use a 10p Bic Biro but that is not the point ~ I like using a fountain pen!
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 12:53:13 PM »
Laser... ::)
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 12:53:56 PM »
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 12:54:36 PM »
Strangely mine does actually say Lazer Printer on the front of it.  evil:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 12:55:22 PM »
 Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation...  Thumbs:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 12:56:43 PM »
Then I blame the chinks who made the sodding thing but we are straying from the point here!  cussing:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 01:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 12:56:43 PM
Then I blame the chinks who made the sodding thing but we are straying from the point here!  cussing:

True...  redface:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 01:03:46 PM »
What is this thread about?  rubschin:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 01:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 09, 2012, 01:03:46 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Paper I use in my printer and that many companies & schools use to ask me to sign a form not being able to cope with ink from a fountain pen. My signature ends up smudged as the ink won't dry ~ alternatively it goes straight through the fvcking paper and I find my signature has gone through the paper leaving a smudge on the other side and another copy of the signature beneath on the blotting paper.
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 01:08:44 PM »
Use a biro  :thumbsup:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 01:09:59 PM »
See opening post  Angry9:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 01:10:48 PM »
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 01:14:11 PM »
I have every confidence that DS will understand my rage. He is a man with values.
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2012, 01:29:31 PM »
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2012, 01:46:44 PM »
 :thumbsup:


But it don't werk in me pooter.  angry041:
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