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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2012, 05:25:54 AM »
Ahhhhh but what about replacing the ribbon? ....nightmare  noooo:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2012, 05:29:17 AM »
Ahhhhh but what about replacing the ribbon? ....nightmare  noooo:

And changing mistakes with that paper stuff you had to put between the ribbon and the paper and then press the letter again but you had forgotten to back space so you had to do it again but then pressed the wrong letter so you had to do it again but you forgot to backspace again and then got really mad and ripped the paper out and started all over again like....  noooo:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2012, 05:33:33 AM »
 lol:

and the noise .....all that clattering and bashing of the keys , Dinginging, Scrolling of paper. Scrunching of fecked up letters.  noooo:

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« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2012, 05:38:45 AM »
lol:

and the noise .....all that clattering and bashing of the keys , Dinginging, Scrolling of paper. Scrunching of fecked up letters.  noooo:

And no spell checker...  noooo:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2012, 05:42:36 AM »
And having to type it alllllllllllllllllllll out again for a duplicate copy  noooo:
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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2012, 05:46:52 AM »
And having to type it alllllllllllllllllllll out again for a duplicate copy  noooo:

Or use carbon paper and all the mistakes you made and corrected come out as illegible black blobs...  noooo:
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2012, 06:13:52 AM »
Thank heavens we have moved on from those secretarial pools as well  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2012, 06:24:14 AM »
Thank heavens we have moved on from those secretarial pools as well  :thumbsup:

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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2012, 07:58:29 AM »
Hey! We've come some way from the starting point here and BM's comment could be the start of a whole new argument/thread.
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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2012, 08:11:49 AM »
The starting point was the fact that you couldn't write your signature properly .

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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2012, 08:14:27 AM »
Growler's idea of heaven  whistle:

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Re: F*ing Paper
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2012, 08:19:58 AM »
Hey! We've come some way from the starting point here and BM's comment could be the start of a whole new argument/thread.
The starting point was the fact that you couldn't write your signature properly .

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